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Thongs?
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I remember one day, I put my thong on backwards (who can tell sometimes?)
Anyway, I felt less than fresh that day, let me tell ya. And another thing, it hurts when people point and laugh. |
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Porn!
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Hi Fresh!
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed Like I said, it's art... |
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Mom, you're drunk. And you live in kansas.
 
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I had a friend who had a tattoo of a rooster hanging in a noose on his calf.
That wouldn't count for any records though... 
However, these guys are, well, Asian. http://www.strangepersons.com/content/item/110243.html |
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Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
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There's a good alternate porn title for that movie....
And stay outa the Woolworth's! |
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Porn!
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Back at ya!
Good luck with Joe Torre. |
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ROBOT CHICKEN !!!!
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mmmmm dork!
mmmmm Bjork! mmmmm spork! Classic. Also, don't forget "D**ks with time machines" |
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Porn!
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I've only been to Orange County, didn't get that far north.
Not the major production houses...
As far as the writer's strike, If you xerox off a few copies of "Did you order a sausage pizza?" 
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Porn!
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It's actually an art form. Not the movies -- the titles.
mry, you said "Good girl here" Thinking... OK. Good Will Hunting == Good Will Humping
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Porn!
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Oh c'mon! Name a mainstream movie. I could probably rename it for this thread!
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Porn!
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Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
Lord of the Rims Star Whores: The Empire Likes Back There's Something In and Out of Mary On Golden Blonde
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Epaulets.
To wear the jacket, you had to be a member. |
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Theme song?
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Just sit right back and we'll tell a tale
A tale of a friendly ship That started on a friendly cruise A three hour trip A three hour trip ::CRASH:: Well the weather started getting rough The tiny ship was tossed If not for the courage of the fearless crew The Minnow would be lost The Minnow would be lost Everyone! |
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Rotfl Maja! Thanks for that!
If you should become pregnant from this affair, make sure the child is yours. |
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KCMO or any where around!
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Petron. or Sammy Hagar's Cabo Wabo.
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Anyone live in Missouri
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I'm from the 'Wood. Greenwood that is. Swimming pools. Movie stars. Well, just the grandson from Mama's Family, but you get the idea.
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Yeah. It was sweet justice if it was anything. Like I've said before: Karma just ran over her dogma.
At least I didn't get anatomy pics. |
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Good advice by everyone so far. Prepare yourself. It's probably what you think.
My ex and I had cell phones that were one number apart: 555-1234 & 555-1235. I would get text in the early hours saying they were glad to have met me and can they see me again. Suffice to say, my ex got the numbers mixed up and gave guys mine once in awhile. My replies to these texts were often priceless. |
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Thanksving
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I'm going healthy this year.
Turkey smoothies. |
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Two Words ...the sequel
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Cold showers
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