hiya young man,
how do you eat. is everything overcast in the great blue yonder? The
fine was too much, damn jaywalkers. And where's a women when you need
someone to carry your shopping bags. No respect nor kind homes! I'd
spend sickness to get health for poorer and richers. But death is not a
part of it....my hobbies are to cut little fools who write crappy
messages into 2 bazillion pieces and listen to, no, you're not the right
man... your id is GetALifeFool@idiot.com....good bye. stay away. yeah.
away!....seeya in the next life...wadah loadsheet

DJH:
good suggestion!

i dont know if it might overload the machine though.
he's a lot of man!

gee, that sounds really cruel though.
does the cow get hurt?

would you try it on a bull???

all this talk about hair color is starting to make the color blind...

i think although hair color, height, weight does make an impact in the
first 30 seconds or so, the personality of the person matters more for
me after that.

it does help if they're within the slight under/over weight category
though.

well i guess the toe is better than the armpit.

i have licked a lady's belly button before.
she was laughing throughout.

it was cool, and the best thing was that i didnt end up with any lint on
my tongue.

Hi Shu,

"I think I will need of dictionary very soon."

erm, you havent been hitting the moonshine again have you?

no worries, that fact just means i have a chance to come over to your
place and explain them to you!

heh.
:)

it's hard to find a serious relationship on the net.

i know a lot of people who're on dating sites who've had serial flings.

if you're looking for someone who could be serious, why not also
consider work, or through a friend's introduction?

hi mtajim,
i think you're normal.
*huge sigh of relief*

thanks for sharing your secret though.

is it possible to be too young?

when i came back, the woman was gone.
she left a note.
i opened up the creased paper.
it said 'no, thanks. i'm going out for tacos'

my husband looked at me.

hey Shu,
I never feel lonely when you're around.
:)

shu,
there's a really good imax movie out on everest.

there's also one on the world's most beautiful places.

---
my favourite documentary probably has to be the one on old time soda
fountains.
they featured tons of old parlours where you could get old time floats,
sno cones and stuff.

yummy!

Hi Shu,
my speciality says that 'You are meant to be with Shu66a. You will bring
her eternal happiness. Be sure to sign the pre-nuptuals though...'



----
but seriously, for the benefit of all you kind souls who've asked, i've
invested 4 mins of my life to take the test again, and i present:

Your distinct personality, The Prime Minister might be found in most of
the thriving kingdoms of the time. You are a strategist who pursues the
most efficient and logical path toward the realization of the goal that
you perceive or visualize. You will often only associate with those
people who can assist you in the implementation of your plan. Inept
assistants may be immediately discarded as excess baggage. To do
otherwise could be seen as inefficient and illogical. On the positive
side, you can be rationally idealistic and analytically ideological. You
can be a bold decision maker and risk taker who can move society ahead
by years instead of minutes. On the negative side, you may be
unmerciful, impatient, impetuous and impulsive.

true words, shu.

in fact, many times i think i'm not the same person i was yesterday.

it only shows that we're growing every day
(and sometimes backsliding////)

maybe you could take the initiative and ask the other person out?

if she had been with 100 guys would you be disturbed?

i know i'd be.

bonniejean,
tks for the advice.
i might come to you for inspiration in the future!

i stick to adages cos they're so often true.
i know. familiarity breed contempt.

heh.

there's the other one that goes:

the word of the day is legs.
spread the word.

a sex user is someone who uses their sex.
like if you're filling in a credit card application and they ask
'male/female' and you put down 'male' to use your sex to apply for
something.

i really think you should call it a 'gender user' though.

sex user has all sorts of connotations.

but what happens in the situation when the person initiating the break
up, is asking for the break up sex?