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Fri 09/22/06 04:50 PM
a doormat costs $2.99 at the wal mart.

a nice guy is free.


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Fri 09/22/06 04:49 PM
can i be your soulmate, jimmy?


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Fri 09/22/06 04:48 PM
the conversation has changed all of a sudden.


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Fri 09/22/06 04:47 PM
the best head game i like to play is:

'hey girl, i bet you can't give me head for 2 hours'

'oh yeah?'

'prove it!'


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Fri 09/22/06 04:47 PM
back to salvation jane's earlier question:

yeah, i try not to date a guy with a small penis...


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Fri 09/22/06 04:45 PM
the weekend?

geeze, i work sat and sun.
sigh.


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Fri 09/22/06 04:44 PM
and if you hang out with the punk rockers, there's purple, pink and
mauve as well.

what the heck is mauve anyway?


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Fri 09/22/06 04:41 PM
cannibalism=kingbreeze

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Fri 09/22/06 04:40 PM
woohooo...
great food.

would you like my salami,, er, some salami?

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Fri 09/22/06 04:39 PM
geeze you guys...

you guys is smart.

i read the first sentence, and i kinda understand it.
then i read the second and get lost.
so i read the first sentence, and i kinda understand it.
then i read the second and get lost.

sigh.

you smart peoples....

sigh.

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Fri 09/22/06 04:38 PM
it takes effort to find nice people and that makes the effort all worth
while.

if we all found our perfect soulmates in an instant, justsayhi would
have a harder time getting members.

and you wouldn't be reading this now, would you?

so perhaps it's good there arent many nice guys out there (besides
myself of course.....)

doh!

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Fri 09/22/06 04:36 PM
ya,
it was probably having to do the paperwork to file that personal
protection order against you that held up her reply.

please understand.

i cant understand why i can get within 1,000 feet of her either.

hmm....

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Fri 09/22/06 04:34 PM
err...waaaa,,,

where am i?

who are you?

why you waving that pointy stick at me?

what's with all these iron bars....

i want my mommmy!!!!!

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Fri 09/22/06 04:33 PM
how about, dating 5 women at the same time is hazardous to your health?

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Fri 09/22/06 04:32 PM
so what did your dad comment abt your boyfriend buying the condoms?

heh.

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Fri 09/22/06 04:31 PM
brown eyez, baby's got brown eyes....

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Fri 09/22/06 04:31 PM
no one is online.

kingbreeze for prez!

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Fri 09/22/06 04:30 PM
dating is free.

getting to first base and futher will cost you
$1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000

well, at least you dont have to pay for dinner.

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Fri 09/22/06 04:29 PM
gaaacccckkkkkk


ha ha.

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Fri 09/22/06 04:28 PM
break out the popcorn!

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