that was too funny... ive never heard that one before... but i heard a
couple kinda like that...

your locked in a car with a baseball bat... how do you get out?
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you have a candle, a match and a torch first... which one do you light
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is there a possibility that there could be a relationship
that is absolutuly perfect from the very begenning and lasts for the
rest of your life?


ever since i met my boyfriend, it has been pure heaven. i hope so much
that this lasts. i cannot see the rest of my life without him. he is my
best friend, my hero, and the love of my life. i just
wanted to say something about it and ask this burning
question.

love?

If you loved someone so much, that you would do anything for them would
you do it?

yes i would...

If you wanted to tell someone they meant the world to you without having
sex, what would you do?

tell him... he will understand, and feel the same

If someone said they wanted to see how long you can wait till you see
that person again, how long do you think you would be able to wait? Or
could you even wait?

i couldnt wait... but if it was an emergency... like we recntly had (his
dad hat a heart attack, and my family was here from washington state) i
would, and did

Would you ever kiss someone on the first date?

i dont think so... maybe on the cheek

my whole life (that i liked guys) i have always been attracted to the
tall skinny guys... and i always had my own tastes...and then i met my
boyfriend, he was about an inch shorter than me, and he wasnt so thin...
but i fell completely in love with his personality, he found out my
favorite flower, my favorite color, and did everything he could to get
my attention, and now that he has my attention, he still does all
that... i think that if you love someone, physical attraction doesnt
mean much, but you should give everyone a chance and make up your own
mind

ok, i have attended all of the churches around where i live, even ones
30-45 inutes away, yet, i can not find one that i undertand, or can
relate to, i live on a farm, in the middle of nowhere, and it is
difficult to meet people who know anything about any other church. its
been about 5 years since i have attended a church regularly. i have been
to every kind of church around here... it is just difficult. i found one
church when i was in high school that i really liked, i was in the youth
group, and one day it was the main pastors day to teach us, and he
walked in screaming GD*, JC*, and every cuss word under the sun, about
2/3 of us walked out and never came back. his lesson was (as i was told
later) was the meaning of a cuss word. i cant bear to look at that man
anymore. i dont know what to do about finding a good church. please, if
you have any advice, please send it to my inbox, i dont have much time
to get on here to check these things, so anything you could tell me
would be greatly appreciated. thank you. samantha

that was amazingly beautiful. i dont know what to say except that. you
have real talent.

When I look into your eyes I see
The one that was made for only me
I don’t need drugs or alcohol to feel
Cause I know your touch can heal
Before I met you I was a lost soul in a sea of sharks
Just waiting their turn to take a bite
You caught me without expectation
And I saw you without trust
Yet you didn’t turn your back
And leave me for them
Your eyes bare your soul
And I saw the truth
I see passion, I see need, and I see love
I know you will be there and lead me
To the highest form of ecstasy that one can achieve
That is what I see when I look into your eyes
To make it simpler, I could use one word
LOVE
by:Samantha Marie Rice

i know i may just by a youngin, and i wasnt aroun when carter was
president. but i dont watch the news... i get my news from the army...
and it really is worse over there than what they are showing on tv.
those who support bush on sending more troops... need to be burned at
the stek with that friggin idiot. the lazy bastards wanted us to comme
over and help... well they run away whle the US does all the work. its
rediculus. they need to get their asses up and start fighting, and start
getting some of our troops home.

5 years? how many of my brothers am i gonna have to lose before
this is over... see, i grew up with about 30ish guys around her ethat
all became like brothers... and so far about 15 have gone over, and 5
are still there... the other 10 came home in body bags... now they are
sending another one of those brothers, and my real brother... if i lose
my little brother, i dont know what id do... hes my best friend... i
keep joking about shooting him in the legs, just so he wont have to
go... but he will... i do not support GB in any aspect... he iis the
worst president we have EVER had.

note to self... get the translation before using it in
public...lol...

for me... the celebrity would be nicholas cage... DAMN!!!!!!!!i would
definately like to have him for a few weeks... but real people... its be
my boyfriend... anything with him is great

for me... the celebrity would be nicholas cage... DAMN!!!!!!!!i would
definately like to have him for a few weeks... but real people... its be
my boyfriend... anything with him is great

this touches really close to home, my father has a problem with
that, he is no longer my father, he has become a monster, and i dont
know who he is anymore, he has lost all three of his kids, he has lost
his house, and he lost all of his family. thank you for writing this. it
means a lot.

those are so funny.... HAHA... LOL...

i have never believed in soulmates, then i met a guy. i
wasnt too into him for about a month, then all of a sudden it was like a
flood of love. he became my world, and about a month into the
relationship, i felt like i have known him my whole life, and even
longer. we are completely in sync with eachother, i mean we think the
same things at the same times, we are into the same things, and we are
so much alike, if there is such a thing as a soul mate, i know he is
mine, and if there isnt... then i dont know what it is, but its like we
were made from the same mold.

that is hilarious...

well... thank you, i have just gotten past writers block

Something Important To Say

I have something important
To say to you
You are my world
You are my heart
No matter where you are
No matter what you do
I am with you
I have never had something
That made me smile
Till I met you
I want to be with you
Forever
I want you to be with me
For life
There are three certain words
That aren’t said enough
Yet said too much
With us it’s perfect
I love you
Now and forever
by:SMR