The Bathtub Test
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at ourselves from
time to time, and this should help get us started.

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked
the Director what the criterion was which defined
whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then
we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the
patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal
person would use the bucket because it's bigger than
the spoon or the teacup."






















"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull
the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

that was too funny... ive never heard that one before... but i heard a
couple kinda like that...

your locked in a car with a baseball bat... how do you get out?
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you unlock the door...




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you have a candle, a match and a torch first... which one do you light
first?
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the match...