LOL It means more to me today then when my grandmother said it but she always told me, "never pass up an opportunity to pee." Wise words indeed.

I want to tell you about this date I went on in 1992. I was 30 and took a beautiful young woman by the name of Nathalie, who was 25 and had never been to a concert before and loved Metallica. This was our first date

The opening act was Metallica and the they had to leave early since the lead singer got burned by some pyrotechnics gone wrong. Guns n' Roses had to go on early but Axel Rose, The dirt bag, primadonna that he is, cut his set way early and a full blown riot ensued.

She was horrified and I was surprisingly calm which went over quite well. We escaped without injury but soaked with beer and we still went bar hopping in another area of town later on, after a shower and quick wash of clothes at a friends place nearby. We did eventually get engaged but never did marry.

I think I was at my best that night, very cool, calm and treated her like the Queen I thought she was. She was the Bees Knees to me.

No but I can fake it pretty good if you don't understand what I am saying.

The only line I know is "Prend moi, Je suis le tien? Which means, "Take me I'm yours"

Story of my life no one ever notices it.

So that was the hot flash I felt. You getting all pervy on my skinny white behind.

Hello again, since I'm new I am still acting like a "Thread Slut". I just posted on "what's the most fun you ever had on a date?" and bumped into someone who went to the same show or at least remembered the show that i went to. We both lived in Montreal at the time. Kinda cool.

We just trolled St Catherines and Bishop area. What a great city for bar hopping which is pretty much all we did back in the day.

1992 in Montreal we went to see Metallica and Guns n' Roses when a riot broke out due to Axel Rose being an dick and cutting the show early. He had to come on stage earlier than expected since James Hetfield of Metallica suffered burns from a prop explosion. It was a very interesting first date.

Mary, Vivian and Carold. A big hello from much cooler climate up here in Toronto, where it was 88 today but high humidity. They keep calling for T-storms but they just pass us by.

Hi Mary, I just popped in to say hello.

And hello Texas, I'm new here.

Well at least the gophers are safer this way.

knowing

Oh me oh my....backflip.

Dear Diary:
All I want is to find a woman so I can pour my drink on her and get her all wet. I seems all other efforts to get her wet don't work.

Are you sure you are petting the right end or animal? Could get seriously messy.


“If there were to be a universal sound depicting peace, I would surely vote for the purr.”
Barbara L. Diamond

No amount of stretching will improve my dancing skills but at least I won't hurt. I may hurt someone else but I'll be fine.

fantasy

intriguing

Well if I had to, go and take the smallest toe on my right foot. Not exactly a limb though is it.

Thanks for the post. We in North America should be grateful we have not had to truly suffer the horrors of war since the 1860's. Sure we send young men off to fight and die but have been insulated from the true horrors.