longhairbiker


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:56 AM Topic: Hair Preference
50 brown paper bagger. One for her. One for you. And 48 for your freinds to wear after you admit it and they don't want to be seen with you.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:52 AM Topic: Hair Preference
Hand assface a piece of chicken. What ever end she sticks it in you just poke the other end.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:50 AM Topic: Hair Preference
Roll her in flour and poke the wet spot.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:43 AM Topic: Hi im Pebbles
Good picture. Good profile. Its smartly done.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:17 AM Topic: Hair Preference
Yawn.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sun 09/20/09 02:16 AM Topic: Do you like men with long hair or bald?
Yawn.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:53 PM Topic: Any lawyers?
Cool. I'm glad we got that cleared up. Pppppppfffffffftttt!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:47 PM Topic: why?
Pppppppfffffftttttt!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:41 PM Topic: Do People Need To Be Loved To Feel Whole?
Do you think people need to be loved to feel whole? ...nope. I feel lotsa holes.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:39 PM Topic: finally got a pic of mother nature
Pppppfffffftttttt!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:36 PM Topic: how do you know when youve had enough to drink?
Pppppfffffffttttttt!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 07:10 PM Topic: The Panda Thread
Pandamonium!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 06:46 PM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
It felt nice to work on bikes all day. A lot of maintenence. Did it out in front of my house. Being on main drag everyone stopped by to say hi from all the police to many freinds I haven't seen in years. I must do maintenence out front more often.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 03:05 PM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
I'm doing what I wanted to do today. I'm working on bikes. Ahhhh relaxing.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 09:32 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
I walk without fear up to face my enemy knowing that this will be my last mission and soon it will all be over. I hold my hands with my palms in surrender as my enemy gets closer. The nuclear device is armed and ready. Closer, closer, closer. I trip the device. Pppppppppppppfffffffffttttttttttt!!!! The nuclear death fart annhilates everything in its path. Death and destruction everywhere.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 09:25 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
The nuclear option was always available to me. But I never thought I'd have to use it. Basically a suicide bomber with bomb strapped to themselves. But I have no choice. Mission first. The chili dogs must make it to command.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 09:18 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
These nurses are tough! They've dug themselves in at the reception desk laughing. I even tried leaving the hummer in the parking lot with the stereo blaring george michaels 'jitterbug' which only distracted the gaynurse for a few moments.

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 08:58 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
This is tougher than I anticipated. Think man think! Grabs microphone off wall. Clears throat. "Elderly colostomy bag explosion emergency in room 522. I repeat- elderly colostomy bag explosion emergency in room 522".

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 08:53 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
Oh no! Headnurse beulah bigbottom and gaynurse barry bedpan are blocking the doors. I'm calling in for an airstrike!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 09/19/09 08:45 AM Topic: Dear Diary...........OMG another Diary Part 120 + - part 58
I'm going to have to call for reinforcements! I'm calling hungover freinds brigade still drunk charlie. They will distract the day nurses by laying down bullsheet coverfire while I repel off the roof of the hospital and into the window with lunch.

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