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Topic: expiration date
baby_gurl Joined Tue 11/14/06 Posts: 2431	Wed 08/22/07 10:41 AM
Husband sits around for 4 hours looking at his marriage certificate. His wife come by and asks him "what are you doing??" He replies "Looking for the ****ing expiration date!!"

MsTeddyBear2u Joined Fri 04/06/07 Posts: 22031	Wed 08/22/07 10:47 AM


ccrzyolfool Joined Fri 12/01/06 Posts: 465	Wed 08/22/07 10:50 AM
"prayin for the end of time, so I can end my time with you "

LAMom Joined Tue 12/12/06 Posts: 26866	Wed 08/22/07 10:56 AM


blonderockermom Joined Wed 08/08/07 Posts: 6886	Wed 08/22/07 10:59 AM
lmao!!

slimshadyfan07 Joined Wed 08/15/07 Posts: 108	Wed 08/22/07 05:27 PM
ccrzyolfool. paradise by the dashboard light is an awesome song. and even better song is id lie for you and thats the truth. also objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

baby_gurl Joined Tue 11/14/06 Posts: 2431	Wed 08/22/07 05:54 PM
Slim post that somewhere else but here, its dont belong

heatherrae Joined Tue 11/07/06 Posts: 4871	Wed 08/22/07 05:55 PM
uhhhh. what has slim been smokin?

kojack Joined Mon 12/25/06 Posts: 16382	Wed 08/22/07 06:11 PM

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