Looking for the love of my life.
No drama or game playing.
Must be financially and
emotionally secure.
Must be physically fit.

Must be between the
ages of (fill in the blank here).

Oh, did I mention
this person has
to be perfect in
every way, with no
imperfections
whatsoever?

stop writing poetry and start being interesting.

huh?

Just be yourself. Put yourself out there. Forget the ad and just be real!

It's not poetry.
It's a synopsis
of the most overused
profiles I've seen.

And just what
makes you so interesting?

I'm a crack addict with five noses and six ears.

sigh

chris u dont appear to have five noses? can u transform?

With 5 noses you
should be a coke addict.

This is what I was searching for ...

Damn! I didnt realise it was sooo difficult.

Self absorbed, controlling, manipulative, woman wanted. Eating disorders, drug addictions, mental problems a definite plus. Must be possessive and extremely jealous of me but unfaithful... She must be emotionally distant and have little to no sex drive.

I need a woman who will call me any time, 24/7, no matter what, or how small the problem might be. It doesn't matter to me if I am busy...her problems are so much more important...

According to a lot of profiles, DVDs, wine and sofas are a big part. along with eating out or cooking in, long walks on the beach .. do they have beaches in Mongolia?

The dating game is a blast. Especially if you are not in it.

my profile states none of that bull****.As long as your not a total asshole and your penis works once and awhile,then your good to go with me.

LOL @ chris. I agree with that dude, you should be a coke addict with 5 noses.

with five noses you'd be one fart smeller !!

Maybe it's time I revamped my Profile to be a little bit more fun... a little more me.

yeah but chris are U a good root???!!

I hope he doesn't have 5 roots cause i'm 2 holes short..

belushi sees to be searching for a very intresting one indeed. in fact she sounds like many who have contacted me. LMFAO

he was my mutual match..scary **** huh?