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Sun 03/19/17 07:31 PM
Bite

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Sun 03/19/17 07:30 PM
Finally Over

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Sun 03/19/17 06:55 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 07:00 PM
One more JEWLARIOUS joke laugh

Ops, the link for the pic is working, ( I wasn't sure )
make it 2 more jokes laugh

Home, Sweet Home

A good, old American Jew felt the death is close and asked his sons to take him to the Holy Land, to die there and be buried in Jerusalem.
The loving sons did as he asked, brought him to Jerusalem, put him in a hospital and waited for death to come. However, once in Jerusalem the old man felt better and better and in some weeks was again strong, healthy and full of life. He called upon his sons and told them: " Take me quickly back to the United States."
The sons were somehow disappointed and asked: "Father how come? You said you want to die in the Holy Land and be buried in Jerusalem!'
"Yes," answered the father, to die it's OK but to live here NO....!?"

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ISN'T THAT TRUE WITH SOME ??...L.M.B.O. rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 03/19/17 06:39 PM

I am a combo of "I am not just interested in anyone" and "I know what I want". Six foot leggy blonde in a bikini delivering me a beer? Hey...I can be in that category of "He also believes in wishful thinking". laugh

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Like the old saying...Every Man can dream laugh

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Sun 03/19/17 06:36 PM

This one fits me best... When in a relationship I believe in giving 100% both ways and lots of communication. If I can not have that then I'm just as happy single~~ I'm not in for the money, I have a job my own house & car paid for as well as all the contents... I want someone that can enhance my life not what is in his pocket but what he is willing to give another emotionally~~~smitten


YOU’RE COMFORTABLE BEING SINGLE.biggrin
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Since you aren’t willing to settle for just anyone, you must be fine with the idea of staying single if that’s what it comes down to. That probably means you’re independent and you can take care of yourself, and which guys doesn’t love that?

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Good for you ...Same here ...Almost laugh

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Sun 03/19/17 06:36 PM

^^^ you go Sir Tom
rofl

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Smile sister laugh

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Sun 03/19/17 06:35 PM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 07:28 PM

My QUESTION TO ALL IS :.." WHICH LINE FITS YOUR CATEGORY " ??

All of them, and none of them.

All of them, to some degree, based on the stereotypes.
e.g. "MEN LIKE THE CHASE."

None of them, based on the descriptions following the lines.
e.g. "you aren’t willing to settle for just anyone, you must be fine with the idea of staying single...That probably means..."

And if you're going to copy paste something, you might want to provide a link
http://www.bolde.com/challenge-makes-sexier-think/

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Pfft PROFESSOR :tongue:

You didn't finish your CRITICISM Conclusion laugh
Look who is talking about copy & paste from other
topics, old comments, forums or links...YOUR DA HONEST MAN
I know your style , and stereotype B.S
That's because WE HAVE MEET BEFORE on
A SOCIAL SITE FULL OF STOPID FISH Tomy boy :wink:
....NO DOUBT ABOUT YOU..Never mind .
YUP, I WAS THERE WATCHING OVER YOU TO :wink:
L.M.A.O .. rofl rofl rofl

Quote:
None of them, based on the descriptions following the lines.
e.g. "you aren’t willing to settle for just anyone, you must be fine with the idea of staying single...That probably means..."
Unquote:

" That probably means..." ????...MEANS WHAT ?? :wink:
Couldn't finish all the copy & paste line ?? rofl
I know, chit happen :tongue:


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Sun 03/19/17 06:21 AM

I am grateful for my two grown sons,

and that I will have the house to myself while my sister is gone for a few days laugh

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Utisise the opportunity laugh

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Sun 03/19/17 06:09 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 06:14 AM
I AM GRATEFUL FOR MY HAPPINESS TODAY.

My happiness now can be said I own them, I earned them,
I worn the scars and/or consumed the poison/s of the past.

Happiness is the spiritual experience of surviving the storms,
living every minute with grace, and gratitude.

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Sun 03/19/17 05:53 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 05:54 AM


I want I want I want blah blah blah whoa slaphead

- TO SING LIKE NOBODY IS LISTENING
- TO DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING
- TO LOVE LIKE I NEVER WAS HURT
- TO LIVE LIKE HEAVEN ON EARTH

:tongue:
should be what I appreciate huh

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Should be .." WHAT I/WE/ALL WISH " ??
Don't we all ??

Cheers drinks

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Sun 03/19/17 05:33 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 05:35 AM
I want I want I want blah blah blah whoa slaphead

- TO SING LIKE NOBODY IS LISTENING
- TO DANCE LIKE NOBODY IS WATCHING
- TO LOVE LIKE I NEVER WAS HURT
- TO LIVE LIKE HEAVEN ON EARTH

:tongue:

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Sun 03/19/17 05:18 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 05:21 AM

I was watching a movie, about a couple of drunk folks who made out, and after the woman said it was rape

my question is , is it possible for a guy to be inebriated and still perform? And if it is, how do you prove responsibility of either one, if they are both under the influence?


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Simply put in my own words...

2 IRRESPONSIBLE and GUILTY IDIOTS..
ONE HARVEST WHAT ONE SOW..

Back to the cave you both worthless pests.


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Sun 03/19/17 05:06 AM
Curious ?? think

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Sun 03/19/17 04:56 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 04:56 AM



Seriously you come up with this off the top of your head whoa

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NO...It was spinning inside my head, I had to let it out laugh
Still reading it over. laugh

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Sorry 4 the lengthy novel conclusion/s blushing

And I believed I was short with this one

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Sun 03/19/17 04:45 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 04:45 AM

Seriously you come up with this off the top of your head whoa

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NO...It was spinning inside my head, I had to let it out laugh

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Sun 03/19/17 04:29 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 04:32 AM
The lines which fits me best is/are, ..glasses

" THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR ARE WORTH HAVING "

and,

" YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE "

whoa

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Sun 03/19/17 04:17 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 05:09 AM
Wow...I'm not an expert, just TAPPING the BEAGLE :wink:

My QUESTION TO ALL IS :.." WHICH LINE FITS YOUR CATEGORY " ??

( Providing the title of the line can be sufficient if you wish not to explain it in more detail/s )

With the popularity of Tinder ( iphone app ), it may seem like guys are only interested in a sure thing: a girl who will come over and get naked without much more than a hello and strategically angled d*ck pic. Guys don’t want to actually try anymore, so if you make it hard for them, they’ll move on to the next girl without a second thought. While there are a lot of guys like that (and girls too, for that matter), the kind of guy who actually wants more than sex is probably interested in a girl who isn’t necessarily easy to win over. That doesn’t mean you have to play hard to get, it just means you are hard to get— because you have standards and you’re proud of it.

MEN LIKE THE CHASE.whoa
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Of course he isn’t going to turn down a girl who does all the work, but at the same time, he probably won’t stay interested for long. If he has to put in work, he’ll have the chance to consider how much he really wants you, and then he’ll be a lot more invested in the outcome.

MEN ARE COMPETITIVE.
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He most likely knows he could pick up a girl without breaking a sweat if he wanted to, but where’s the fun in that? If it’s too easy, it’s not as satisfying. If you make it hard for him, he’ll automatically want it even more.

YOU AREN’T INTERESTED IN JUST ANYONE WHO GIVES YOU A LITTLE ATTENTION.whoa
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Unless he’s looking for a quick no-nonsense hook up, he’s probably not going to be interested in a girl who has no standards whatsoever. Knowing what you want is half the battle, and having the strength to stick to it is a turn on.

YOU’RE IN DEMAND.whoa
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If he knows he has to step up his game to get your attention, he’s going to assume it’s because you have plenty of other options. That will tap into his competitive streak again, because he’ll want to be the guy who comes out on top.

IF HE WINS YOU OVER, HE’LL FEEL LIKE HE ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.whoa
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Going back to the competitive thing, guys enjoy working hard for something they want. We all set goals to push ourselves past our comfort zone, and if he pursues you even though you’re not a sure thing, it’s because he wants to prove his own worth.

YOU’RE COMFORTABLE BEING SINGLE.whoa
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Since you aren’t willing to settle for just anyone, you must be fine with the idea of staying single if that’s what it comes down to. That probably means you’re independent and you can take care of yourself, and which guys doesn’t love that?

YOU DON’T STOP CHALLENGING HIM/HER AFTER THE CHASE IS OVER.whoa
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Just because you finally decided to give him/her a chance doesn’t mean it’s suddenly going to be smooth sailing. He/she wanted you because you’re smart and you keep him/her on his/her toes, and he/she knows that’s not going to go away once you’re together. You’re the type of girl/guy who doesn’t just attract guys/girls, but knows how to keep them interested.

LOOKS ONLY GO SO FAR.whoa
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Not every attractive girl has a personality to match. While looks might be important for the night, if you aren’t a well rounded person he’s going to lose interest. It’s like going to a movie that gave away all the funny parts in the trailer.

THE THINGS YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR ARE WORTH HAVING.whoa
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It’s just human nature to think things that aren’t always easy are more worthwhile. Relationships in general aren’t easy, but we work for them anyway, so we might as well choose someone who’s worth the effort.

YOU KNOW WHO YOU AREwhoa
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. It’s hard to miss a girl/guy who knows exactly what she wants and is unwilling to compromise who she/he is to get it. You have no intention of settling for less than you deserve, meaning you’ll bring out the best in any guy/girl you’re with. At least if he/she wants to keep you, that is.
WORKS for BOTH GENDERS

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Sun 03/19/17 03:51 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 03:52 AM
Chicken Sexer ??
whoa

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Sun 03/19/17 03:49 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 04:00 AM
Fun
( Good fun chat companion )

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Sun 03/19/17 02:59 AM
Edited by Funzy65 on Sun 03/19/17 03:10 AM


Bellamy Brothers :tongue:

( Lovers Live Longer )laugh

Or moder days version of ??

( Jalapenos )

and,

( Boobs ) rofl