There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.


The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."


The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

what ????
is wannab back?????

Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!




Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!




A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.

Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall.

She showed him the instructions on the tin,

"For best results, put on two coats".



A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

ha ha ha ha ....fun guy ...(fungi)
wish i cud thake the shroom to my room and make a nice cuppa tea outta it
lol

quiet obvious ...
ms parker walked in the different shady bar ...
instead of the ROXY club
and trust me ...thats a real turn off....
lol

i think the sheleton shud ask for some nappies or diapers too
wot say u guys

dont wanna walk around with a wet crouch

now why was that not so onvious ?????
guess im a dumbass

ill make that 4 bottles of beer for u

so the bets on ....shake on that

wannab wont be seen for the next 3 days here
make that 4 days

bbye Rupanzel
take care now
bbye

i bet 3 bottles of bud and 5 packs of cigarette (marlboro)
lol

many times ive wondered ...
how much there is to know .......

led zep says it all

that song has got a meaning ......

hope u appreciate that

give him a break ...willa guys
poor guy will never post again ....that means we will not have this much fun .......

any time
btw
i love that song

over the hill and far away

the horses are preety
M

lol
who does care

hello rupanzel
jus wanted to say hi

very intriguing profile u ve got there
M

well said rupanzel

over the hills and far away


M