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Thu 11/08/07 03:37 PM
lol ....ok
the badgers kinna cute tho

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Thu 11/08/07 03:16 PM
u bite the badger back cherubin......
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Thu 11/08/07 03:07 PM
well it seems that john has gone ......
for a ride ....lol
on his ego .....

hi monica

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Thu 11/08/07 03:03 PM
hey all ......
whats up ....hey txagrl
misty ...where on earth r ya ?????
darn

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Thu 11/08/07 02:50 PM
yo pple in da house .....
im back
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so whats new????????????????/

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Thu 11/08/07 12:35 PM
well sweetie .....
obviously u havnt read my other posts ....
check out the one that says " men discovered............ "
then u wud understand what we men mean
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Thu 11/08/07 12:00 PM
doesnt it ......OUCH

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Thu 11/08/07 11:58 AM
The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS.

The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.

The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.

The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY.

The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.

The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE.

The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, The woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all messed up..

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Thu 11/08/07 11:55 AM
What do Womens personal ads actually mean

Average looking... ugly.
Athletic... flat-chested.
Beautiful... pathological liar.
Well Educated... college dropout.
Weight proportional to height... hugely fat.
Widow... nagged first husband to death.

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Thu 11/08/07 11:47 AM
talk about a graceful exit .....

he cudnt find his way to the door ...lol

careful there behaviour specialist ......dont get into a fit with the door ....lol

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Thu 11/08/07 11:23 AM
but we all know that women are ****ty drivers ....
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jus kiddin
M

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Thu 11/08/07 11:19 AM
i jus knew that was coming .....lol

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Thu 11/08/07 11:13 AM
hope i get it soon ....but not too hard

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Thu 11/08/07 11:12 AM
thank u one thank u all
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Thu 11/08/07 11:11 AM
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple

next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they

are ? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do

that?"

"I would love to do that," replied the husband, "but the

problem is -- she won't allow me".

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Thu 11/08/07 11:06 AM
ahhhhh thanx misty .....
u are a sweetheart
M
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Thu 11/08/07 11:03 AM
lol
thanx
:heart:

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Thu 11/08/07 11:02 AM
The Latest News - Today some scientists in the Canada revealed

that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove

their theory, they fed 100 men 420 bottles of beer and

observed that 100% of them started talking nonsense and

couldn't drive !

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Thu 11/08/07 10:59 AM
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband

Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said

the same thing : "You can have mine."


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Thu 11/08/07 10:46 AM
im glad that u see sense wannab

good for u

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