darn ...flyin monkeys ...

how bout flyin hippos
or flyin walruses

hey ....how come an empty house ...darn ...
and i thought we gonna have a party 2nite ..

tsk tsk tsk ...too bad ..lol

hmmmm .....bring some ropes and a dress ... ill dress like a woman ...

brian ..u wont know the difference ...lol
ha ha ha

my friend asked me a few questions at wrk ...

havnt been able to figure out the answers yet ...
appreciate any help

When signs makers go on strike, is there anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're sitting there, staring at the carpet?

Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

Why do they report power outages on t.v.?

If you lick the air, does it get wet?

totally confused..lol

k ...pple im back ...so whats new ...

damn ..i missd u guys ...

darn ...did i miss all the fun ....

jeez .. i was at wrk ...lol

srry pple ....so whats up ...hows life .....

nuthin much with me ... other than my not so simple ..lil complicated life ...lol

hope he doesnt turn me in2 a rat or somethink ...

JerzeyKittee and nvrsaynvr both like cats ...so i shud b a bit scared .....lol

i volunteer lol

whos a scientist????
not me lol

darn ....hope u invite us all ...lol

hey misty where r u ....party coming up ...

johns throwin it ..lol

its all here .....drink ur liver out dhutch ...lol



ps: no smokin while ur drinkin

well people heres what the play house is all about


hello people ...as u can see we are tryin to start a new thread over here ..lol ...obviously ....
we call it the JSH playhouse ..

we want to start the thread for general conversattions ,sharing the daily mess that we call life ..and perhaps draw a few laughs from it..
so any one whos lookin for havin good clean fun...drop in

ps : max hart is servin free beers tonite ...lol(on the house)

well we might need some help as we start off ....but im sure we gonna have loads of fun

best of luck

hav loads of fun

nice 2 hav u with us john

uk1971..i love ur jokes

ahh shutterguy ......waitin eagerly for ya ....

misty ...some more pple are on their way ..make room and get glasses ..lol

sorry pple im late

so wheres the beer ...

ohh i forgot ... i brought beer

on the house pple

trust me brian
u dont

in a mighty tight spot now

im here
wow ....nice bunch

thanx pple ...appreciate the support lol

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."
The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ass. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

There was this guy who really took care of his body and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis, which he readily decided to do something about it.
He went to the beach, completely undressed, buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out. About that time two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane.

On seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, she began to move it round with he cane, remarking to the other little old lady saying,

"There is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady said, "What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady said, "look at that."

When I was 20..... I was curious about it

When I was 30..... I enjoyed it

When I was 40..... I asked for it

When I was 50..... I paid for it

When I was 60..... I prayed for it

When I was 70..... I forgot about it

And now that I am 80, the damned thing is growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."

A couple married forty years were revisiting the same places they went to on their honeymoon. Driving through the secluded countryside, they passed a ranch with a tall deer fence running along the road.
The woman said, "Sweetheart, let's do the same thing we did here forty years ago."

The guy stopped the car. His wife backed against the fence, and he immediately jumped her bones like a bass on a junebug. They made love like never before.

Back in the car, the guy says, "Darlin', you sure never moved like that forty years ago--or any time since that I can remember!"

The woman says, "Forty years ago that goddamn fence wasn't electrified!"