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The bar door reads "NO STRINGS ALLOWED!"
Well, 1st string decides to go in alone and try anyhow. Bartender says: "You know we don't allow your kind in here! Now GET OUT! 2nd strings decides to give it a try. Bartender says: "Can't you read the sign? It says "'NO STRINGS ALLOWED!' Now, beat it!" 3rd string gets an IDEA! So, he frays his ends and ties himseld in a knot and walks into the bar and orders a beer. Bartender says: Are you a string?" 3rd strings says: "No. I'm afaid not." |
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i knew this was coming.......
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Did I tell this joke right? I'm A F R A I D NOT! (Gotta dig the dictionary out of the trash) Pth!
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a "frayed knot" hahaha funny!
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now why was that not so onvious ?????
guess im a dumbass |
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