The bar door reads "NO STRINGS ALLOWED!"
Well, 1st string decides to go in alone and try anyhow.
Bartender says: "You know we don't allow your kind in here! Now GET OUT!
2nd strings decides to give it a try.
Bartender says: "Can't you read the sign? It says "'NO STRINGS ALLOWED!' Now, beat it!"
3rd string gets an IDEA! So, he frays his ends and ties himseld in a knot and walks into the bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says: Are you a string?"
3rd strings says: "No. I'm afaid not."

i knew this was coming.......

Did I tell this joke right? I'm A F R A I D NOT! (Gotta dig the dictionary out of the trash) Pth!

a "frayed knot" hahaha funny!

now why was that not so onvious ?????
guess im a dumbass