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The Perfect Woman
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The perfect woman Doesn’t fart Like a trumpet sounding But rather it is released Like she’s gently sighing The perfect woman Doesn’t belch Out the word Bulawayo But rather releases it Behind her hand delicately The perfect woman Doesn’t sweat Or anything like as vulgar If they overheat The darlings just perspire The perfect woman Doesn’t swear Only **** and maybe bloody If they stub their toe Its sod it or even buggeration The perfect woman Doesn’t exist They fart and blame the cat They belch and blame the food They sweat and blame the change They swear and blame the man |
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Kiss Or Run - part 9
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run
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Yes, No, or Maybe - part 8
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yes
tiquela or gin |
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mingle2
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yay
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quitting cold turkey...
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i am trying to quit as i type this it is hard but its set in my mind that i am done with it. when i get a craving i chew on a pen cap for 5 mins and by that time the craving is gone and the cap is so badly chewed that u cant even tell what it was
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fast eddy
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always good if u lose ur keys
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Anti-'Twilight' Films
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intervue with a vampier
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Rosemary's Baby and The Exorcist- They always terrify me! 
the exorcist scares the $hit out of me |
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thank you all i love to spend time to see my son i love him so much
i love u austin  
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Just looking for suggestions
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my son is 18 months and i had the same prob so i started givine him a slap on the hands not hard just enough to get his attention and would then tell him no he would cry and protest but i would sit him down till he was calm and so far it has worked he dosnt grab things he know that he shouldnt now. remember i dont slap him hard just a tap
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Topic:
What you got
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a lovely bunch of coconuts
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Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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happy hump day everyone
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has whips and cuffs abouve her bed
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Christmas Shopping
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im aready done this way i cant forget to do it last year forgot to buy for some one
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i cant beleve that i read that wow good to no
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LUV2ROKNROLLS FLIRT CLUB
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HI HOTTIES
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stephen king
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Stephen King is definitely the bomb. My favorite book would have to be IT. The book was MUCH better than the movie. There's another book by him, but I can't remember the name about a group of people stranded after a spaceship or something landed on Earth. I like Peter Straub and Dean Koontz, too. the book ur thinking of is dreamcecher |
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woke me up with her mouth
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Topic:
What turns you on
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a nice *** in tight pants
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I GIVE UP!!!
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not cool and that bit about lether hawt hot
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