well then

i use the company forklift as a 4 weeler

and there not the best part of ur body anywho thats a nice a$$ pick

awwwwwwwwwwwwwww lov2roknroll

one is better than none

ya but it wont make ne laugh tho

i got it done cus it is good during sex for me too

i get them done for me but im asking how meny ladys would date a guy with them

that gose both ways a chick with piercings is so hot

im talking about all piercings face mouth nipples and ya doun there but piercings in general

ladys poll are piercings hot or not

and im talking about all piercings

y do people band tattoos with criminals? iv got tats and no record that iv bin cot for that is but tats arnt for bad ***** lots of pansys get the mom tat

One day a little indian boy walked up to the chief and said "Me ready for women."
The chief said "Before you can have a real women, you must go into the woods and practice on the trees for three days"

The Indian boy said "Ok," and went off into the woods.

Three days later, he returns and says "Me ready for women."

The Indian cheif says "Pick out any woman you want and take her inside the teepee."

The boy picked a women, escorted her into the teepee and said "Take off all your clothes, bend over and grab your ankles." The women asked "Why?", but the boy told her to just to bend over.

The women bent over, and the boy kicked her in the ***. "Why the hell did you do that?" she asked.

"Just checking for bees." replied the boy.

These three teenage girls were roommates. One Friday night right after the semester started they all had all gone out on dates, and by chance all came home at about the same time.

The first one came in and said with a smug look on her face, "You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your hair all messed up."

The second one laughed at her and said, "No, no, that's nothing! You know you've been on a good date when you come home with your makeup all smeared."

The third one sat quiet with a blank stare on her face and didn't say a thing for a few minutes. Then she reached under her skirt, removed her panties and threw them against the wall, where they stuck with a loud thud!

She said, "Now THAT'S a good date!!"

a bunny is running thew the woods and he finds a giraffe rolling a joint and the bunny askes him y he is doing it and says y dont u no thats bad for u y dont u come running with me you will feel much better so the giraffe agrees to go running, they run untill they find a hippo a bout to snort a line of coke and the bunny says y do u do that hippo dont u no that its bad for u y dont u come running with us u will feel much better so the hippo says ya y not, they run untill they find a lion ready to shoot up some haroin and the bunny says y do u do that lion dont u no its bad for u? so the lion looks at the needle an then the bunny puts the needle down and grabs the bunny and starts to beat the crap out of him, the giraffe and hippo stand there horrofide as the lion is giveing it to the bunny. the hippo asks the lion y he hurt the bunny and that he was only looking out for your helth and the lion replys that every time that little bunny gets hopped up on extecy he makes me go running thew the woods with him

Two guys are in a strip joint, one is sitting in front of the other. A woman comes on stage and starts stripping. The guy in back, Paul, says, "Oh yeah, Oh yeah!"

Then the first guy turns around and says, " Hey Paul, shut up!"

Then two women come out and start stripping. Paul, once again, starts, "Yeah baby..mmmm....yeah!"

Once again the guy in front turns around and tells Paul to be quiet. So three women come out and start stripping. Paul is silent.

The guy in front says, "Hey Paul, where's all your excitement now?"

Paul says, "All over your back!"

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

"What? You're crazy!" she said.

"Look, don't worry," he said. "It will be quick, I promise you."

"Nooooooo! Someone may see us, a neighbor, anybody..."

"At this time of the night no one will show up. Come on, sweetie, I really need it."

"I've already said NO, and NO is final!"

"Honey, it'll just be a really small blowie... I know you like it too."

"NO!!! I've said NO!!!"

Desperately, he says, "My love, don't be like that. I promise you I love you and I really need this blowjob."

At this moment the younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown and her hair totally in disorder. Rubbing her eyes she says: "Dad says, 'Dammit, give him the blowjob or I'll have to blow him but for God's sake, tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom button so the rest of the family can get some sleep.'"

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