Topic: The Perfect Woman | |
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The perfect woman Doesn’t fart Like a trumpet sounding But rather it is released Like she’s gently sighing The perfect woman Doesn’t belch Out the word Bulawayo But rather releases it Behind her hand delicately The perfect woman Doesn’t sweat Or anything like as vulgar If they overheat The darlings just perspire The perfect woman Doesn’t swear Only **** and maybe bloody If they stub their toe Its sod it or even buggeration The perfect woman Doesn’t exist They fart and blame the cat They belch and blame the food They sweat and blame the change They swear and blame the man |
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