Thank you Sir MirrorMirror of Kentucky

As the world turns around and fires burn the ground
I seek a true spark of light that illuminates bright.
Pointed East as I pray and give thanks for this day
I ask only for safe passage in to this night.

She ran games on me that I never knew existed.
Had my body and my mind so open and twisted.
This lady insisted I come over for a late night visit.
Always looking at me like I was the cheese for her triscuit.

I tried escaping honeys clutches like my name was Snake Plissken.
Ravishing doesn't describe her beauty very well at all.
If I was to call her physical features flawless it wouldn't be a misprint.
As the evening progressed her conversation had me enthralled.

Keeping close watch of the clock while my heart beats hard.
Hustle everyday to make ends meet staying focused and on guard.
In this arena I have never been so clearly overly matched.
She raised my awareness and showed me just how to relax.

Body massage with truffles and the wine was vintage.
I came real and it seemed to completely spark her interest.
No double talk just the facts and cold hard truth.
I answered every questioned she asked and backed it all up with proof.

Now she's looking at me like I got the cure for cancer!
Is it because for every questioned asked I had a good answer?
I'm not the best dancer so I'm always up front and quite frank.
As long as I'm with you you'll never have to go to the bank.

I got you babe just like Cher had Sonny.
She likes her eggs scrambled & hard not soft & runny.
If my jokes aren't funny she wont fake a courtesy laugh.
She always prefers a short cold shower before a long hot bath.

Says the exhilaration reminds her the body has many levels of sensation.
I watched through the shower glass door trying to resist this great temptation.
The cold water caused goose bumps to raise up all over her skin.
I'm feeling embarrassed but at the same time I know I have a devilish grin.

If I jump in I suppose I'm just a slave to the moment.
I want to ensure love for the future of which sex is just a small component.
I walked away an wrote a note and left it under her wine glass.
It read "I want to thank you for showing me a really wonderful time and your fine a$$"!

I went home and turned the lights on but kept them low.
I took a cold shower myself to help make the rigidness go.
Prayers answered as I was blessed with sweet elation.
I ask only for safe passage in to this next day and thank God for this great temptation.

Ahh A child of the corn,

Thanks for the 411

Thank you mig25
the radiant MzEm
and Bro kc0003

Thank you wannacuddlewthme, Dragoness & TxsGal3333 you dropped a BOMB on me BABY

A boy sits alone in his room as tears well up in his eyes.
He wonders why decisions he makes cause his momma to cry.

On guard as news traveled through the neighborhood in 360 ticks.
His best friend got accused of murder and street justice responded quick.

Deserve has little to do with the pecking order in East Oakland.
It's guilty until proven innocent which could have you on the wrong end of metal smoking.

Education was and is still the best way to excel if you can take the constant chiding.
Making an effort to rise up and hit the books instead of hitting people out there hoo riding.

Sticking to the various codes of your hood, your click respects you as down & skilled.
When you get caught they don't remember your name, your face or blood that you've spilled.

Heat holders & money folders always paranoid & looking over your shoulder.
Momma doesn't cry for you anymore because you've grown older and act cold to her.

Who do you Love and now who Loves you?
Alienated the one that would have always been unconditionally true.

The bounty on your life just grew due to guilt by association.
Time in the county doesn't really sound very much like an alternate vacation.

Borrowed moments seem to be running short of breathe.
Tomorrow is today only difference is we get to see what's coming next.

In the shadows of our mind we are culpable for the wrong we do.
Not getting caught now just means the judgment will come from some other trouble you brew.

You take a drive in your scraper with your music blasting.
Go to your moms house to help her out with a favor she's been asking.

Pull up in front like the worlds your oyster and you sit on top.
Duck and cover when the wheels screech and the gunshots pop.

Check your body making sure there was no penetration from the shots fired.
Go in your mothers house to find that your moms life has expired.

Suddenly a rush of thoughts and emotion brings you to your knees as you again start crying.
Hitting the books would have been easier & safer than being out there hoo riding!!!

Beauty is second nature to you
Thank you for sharing MzEm.

So many avenuse to travel but only 1 leads to Loves home!

Great poem my friend

Thank You SWEET-T

Thank you MzEm and I'll try to stay out of your lovely mind

I'd wrestle with you pkd1220 willingly let you pin me too

Bold are her ways and just like the good old days
 I’m really missing what I had back then.

Farther drifting away from the past
 as we know good rarely lasts longer than
a still Chicago winter wind.
 
It’s such a blow of compulsive desire astutely disruptive to the soul.
Wrangle with emotions;
struggle finding the right words in order to maintain control.

We must seek forums where fledgling hearts can be nurtured and given freedom to express love.
So long after vesting our interest and watching it go under,
I pray for help from above.
 
Dusting off my passion is humbling though a necessary task.
Getting the fire to once again burn brightly is the only way to remove my mask.

A flame escapes, it marks the path of return from whence bliss came.
Calmness erupts into desperation as I recall slowly chanting her name.

The results of forlorn and misguided hopes blossom into feral fantasy.
I dream of this one constantly and she looks, but wont dance with me.

I've fret long given the cards in this hand, still keeping my head held up high.
I bet those lingering near the floor want more for less but 99% of them lie.

When confronted with flaws God gifted them with they tumble oh so easy.
Those who embrace their gifts excel in life and the truth just flows so freely.

Tempting ones heart with lust just slowly forms a bond to kindred wiles.
Teasing the intellect offers growth and quickly changes frowns to smiles.

As though the day's promised many act arrogantly missing out on much.
It can all be taken away faster than given so respect the Blessing as such.

Honesty prevails assuring the nexus we forge is eternally in elegant fashion.

Surrendering is the only way if it's for her that I'm dusting off my passion.

A woman in a grocery store happens upon a grandfather and his
poorly behaved 3 year-old grandson.. It's obvious to her that Gramps has his hands full with the child screaming for candy in the candy aisle, cookies in the cookie aisle; same for fruit, cereal and soda in their respective aisles. Meanwhile, Gramps is working his way around, saying in a controlled voice, "Easy, Albert, we won't be
long -- easy, boy." Another outburst, and she hears Gramps calmly
say, "It's okay, Albert, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in there, boy." At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and Gramps again in a controlled voice says, "Albert, Albert, relax buddy, don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, Albert." Very impressed, the woman goes outside where Gramps is loading his groceries and the boy into the car. "You know, sir, it's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how loud and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay. Albert is very lucky to have you as his grandpa." Thanks, lady," said Gramps, "But, I'm Albert -- the little bastard's name is Steve."
I'm going to beat the $hit out of him when I get him home!

As Ben Franklin once said: 'In wine, there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria'.

Through a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have discovered that if we drink 2 pints of water each day, at the end of the year, we have absorbed more than 2 1/2 pounds of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) - the bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 2 1/2 pounds of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol must go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Not to mention that alcohol kills bacteria.

So Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of $hit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I do it as a public service.

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do,
I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.........You got nice house'

Below are four (4) questions and a Bonus question to test your perception, reasoning and the quickness of your logical processing.
They are stated simply so you should try to answer them instantly.
To assure the accuracy of the results, you should not take your time , but instead, answer each of them immediately.

OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

...
Ready? GO!!! (scroll down slowly to uncover Q's and A's )


First Question :
You are a participant in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Answer : If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely WRONG! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, YOU are in second place!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first question, OK?


Second Question :
I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?
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Answer : If you answered that you are second to last, then you are ; ;WRONG again. Tell me Sunshine, how can you overtake the LAST person??

You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question :
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only. Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator.
Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 Now add 30 . Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 . Now add 10 . What is the total?

Scroll down for the correct answer.......


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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100 .



If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it ?

Maybe you'll get the last question right... Maybe...

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono, and ??? What is the name of the fifth daughter?


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Did you Answer Nunu? NO! Of course it isn't.
Her name is Mary Read the question again!


Okay, now the Bonus round,
I.e., a final chance to
Redeem yourself:
A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done..
Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?


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It's really very simple
He opens his mouth and ask for it...
Does your employer actually pay you to think??
If so Do NOT let them see your answers for this test!
PASS TH IS ON TO FRUSTRATE THE
SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
Have a nice day, one and all

Very emotionally stirring Maleah and i really enjoy the triumph at the end!

Flows DigginLife