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Thu 07/17/08 07:43 AM
Milk, Water, Eggs

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Thu 07/17/08 07:42 AM
Yeah especially when they can spell Apology or Apologize. drinker

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Thu 07/17/08 07:42 AM
Sadly, I fell asleep before anything could happen sad

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Wed 07/16/08 10:40 PM





YOu guys are great. Thanks for entertaining me and not letting my failed attempts...... well....... fail... flowerforyou


noway noway noway noway

you failed???????? now that's depressing!

oh I am so so so sorry!





No I never fail. I was talking about the thread. LOL But sometimes........ We all need A HAND


whew, I was really feeling bad for ya there for a minute flowerforyou




oh wait....I still do laugh



sad

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Wed 07/16/08 10:40 PM




My love for you is like a hawk, Berserkerrrrrrrrr
Would you like to suck my c0ck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr
My love for you is like a truck, Berserkeerrrrrrrr
Would you like to go make phuck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr



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laugh Yeah I know you know where that is from! laugh


Clerks baby. Love Kevin Smith.



laugh YES!

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Wed 07/16/08 10:39 PM

Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower.



That's true.....

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Wed 07/16/08 10:39 PM

Things have gotten really bad when you are afraid to grab the soap when you are alone in the shower.



That's true.....

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Wed 07/16/08 10:37 PM



are you wearing a shower cap?


No, I am sporting a different color of Heraldry than that of Aunt Jemaima.


Cuz I don't rep no sect, but I know she was a blood.

LOL.... Great Answer!



laugh

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Wed 07/16/08 10:35 PM
Edited by Random_Stranger on Wed 07/16/08 10:35 PM

are you wearing a shower cap?


No, I am sporting a different color of Heraldry than that of Aunt Jemaima.


Cuz I don't rep no sect, but I know she was a blood.

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Wed 07/16/08 10:34 PM


YOu guys are great. Thanks for entertaining me and not letting my failed attempts...... well....... fail... flowerforyou


noway noway noway noway

you failed???????? now that's depressing!

oh I am so so so sorry!



No I never fail. I was talking about the thread. LOL But sometimes........ We all need A HAND

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Wed 07/16/08 10:32 PM

69? now an 88?


69? Nah more like the "0" laugh sick

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Wed 07/16/08 10:32 PM


My love for you is like a hawk, Berserkerrrrrrrrr
Would you like to suck my c0ck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr
My love for you is like a truck, Berserkeerrrrrrrr
Would you like to go make phuck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr



rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl




laugh Yeah I know you know where that is from! laugh

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Wed 07/16/08 10:31 PM
YOu guys are great. Thanks for entertaining me and not letting my failed attempts...... well....... fail... flowerforyou

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Wed 07/16/08 10:30 PM
My love for you is like a hawk, Berserkerrrrrrrrr
Would you like to suck my c0ck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr
My love for you is like a truck, Berserkeerrrrrrrr
Would you like to go make phuck? Berserkerrrrrrrrrrr

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Wed 07/16/08 10:27 PM
laugh Joel you are crazy. OMG 3 pages of nonsense....... LOL What the heck... I was expecting like 3 posts max... Ugh... We must all be really bored..

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Wed 07/16/08 10:24 PM


I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus



lmao...I see where your mind is...are u listening to this right now?


Um... NO, but it did come to mind. I have this other version that supposedly Jack Off Jill did, but I heard it wasn't them it was someone else. But that is what it says in the title thingie when I downloaded it.

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Wed 07/16/08 10:23 PM

Personally, I'm purchasing a Season's Pass! drinker *grabs a snack and a drink and waits for the show to begin*



smooched I just cheated on myself

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Wed 07/16/08 10:21 PM



But will you respect yourself in the morning?



Yeah, I spank myself and say "Go make me a bowl of cereal babe!" and then I do it.


OH come on, don't settle...your lover should fix you pancakes and sausage and freshly squeezed oj and fresh coffee and berries...you really gotta find someone who respects you more than you. laugh



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And Joel! laugh laugh Oh $#!T, you guys are killing my sides! Oh my liverrrrrrrr

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Wed 07/16/08 10:19 PM
Edited by Random_Stranger on Wed 07/16/08 10:19 PM
Your Testimonials that is. Any of you have good original ones you would like to share? I am just curious.... I am in a WHACKY (Oh the pun) mood today. Must be my other thread of my personal.... Endeavors.. LOL

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Wed 07/16/08 10:17 PM
I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus:
I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

You're the one who makes me happy honey
You're the sun who makes me shine
When you're around I'm always laughing
I want to make you mine

I close my eyes
And see you before me
Think I would die
If you were to ignore me
A fool could see
Just how much I adore you
I get down on my knees
I'd do anything for you

Chorus

I love myself
I want you to love me
When I'm feelin' down
I want you above me
I search myself
I want you to find me
I forget myself
I want you to remind me

Chorus

I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Chorus


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