Community > Posts By > monkdog8888
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nudist colony
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Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozendonuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. Me cuz I can eat the last donut! Want to meet me at Dunkin' Donuts? ![]() |
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Shred Me!!!
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I think you have a great profile and pics. Shows you have a great sense of humor and a softer side as well. Now give me a shot of whatever is in that bottle. ![]() ![]() It's Maker's Mark Hell. You can come help me finish the bottle. ![]() ![]() |
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Shred Me!!!
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It's called RATE MY PROFILE, not RATE MY COMMENT.
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Shred Me!!!
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Go ahead. Shred me!!! Be nice, there's childern watching.
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The intensity of the relationship is directly proportional to the distance of travel. If she may be the one, you got to go, whatever the distance.
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When those strong arms try to rip your head off, you realize that they are not there for "comfort"! So, back to the single thing!! I am relative happy ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll take single over a physical abusive relationship any day. |
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That's Good.
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Being single has its perks but I miss sharing the special times and being able to open up and talk about things. Lot more sex when you’re married. You don’t have to work so hard for it.
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People with dogs and guns. I gota go.
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Delusional
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I shot a teletubby because I’m gay and love marijuana. (Two color shirt)
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PPPPEEEEPOST
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How old do you feel?
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I don't really think about till someone says I'm to old.
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Bucket List
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Tool around Europe in an ultra light. Fly down the rivers, buzz the castles,fly in and over and around the Alps. Free as a bird or as close as you can get.
And of course,have sex with beatuiful women everynight, all night till I died. |
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I sit on my own private beach and have my staff cater to my every whim.
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Topic:
Popsicles--grape? cherry??
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I think I'm addicted to popsicles. In the summer I will go through 4 24 packs in a week. I set and eat them one after another all night. They have replaced beer in my life.
![]() I like the orange, then the cherry. Bananas are good if you get a good brand. Lime is good every now and then. Too tart to eat all night. |
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Topic:
Pet names.......
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First dog was named -Mutt dad named him
had a cat named - Aristotle Ex-wife named him Mixed pit bull named - Bulldogit - She was a sweety. Sister dog named - Wednesday - because she found her on wednesday. Had a minx cat (tailless)- Bearcat - solid black, looked like a little bear. dog named - Peenut - Had a horrible time house breaking her. |
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Edited by
monkdog8888
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Sat 04/12/08 06:46 PM
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Yeah,your standards get lower as you get older. ![]() Mine's be in the gutter for years. Along with my mind. ![]() |
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Paragraphs are our friend. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Her boots are made from endangered spotted owl skins.
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