Community > Posts By > monkdog8888
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nudist colony
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Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozendonuts. Q. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. Me cuz I can eat the last donut! Want to meet me at Dunkin' Donuts? |
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Shred Me!!!
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I think you have a great profile and pics. Shows you have a great sense of humor and a softer side as well. Now give me a shot of whatever is in that bottle. It's Maker's Mark Hell. You can come help me finish the bottle. |
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Shred Me!!!
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It's called RATE MY PROFILE, not RATE MY COMMENT.
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Shred Me!!!
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Go ahead. Shred me!!! Be nice, there's childern watching.
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The intensity of the relationship is directly proportional to the distance of travel. If she may be the one, you got to go, whatever the distance.
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When those strong arms try to rip your head off, you realize that they are not there for "comfort"! So, back to the single thing!! I am relative happy I'll take single over a physical abusive relationship any day. |
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That's Good.
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Being single has its perks but I miss sharing the special times and being able to open up and talk about things. Lot more sex when you’re married. You don’t have to work so hard for it. It’s the loneness that’s the killer. If I got to lean one way or the other, I say married, if to the right person. If it’s the right person, you want them in your life on a full time bases.
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People with dogs and guns. I gota go.
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Delusional
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I shot a teletubby because I’m gay and love marijuana. (Two color shirt)
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PPPPEEEEPOST
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How old do you feel?
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I don't really think about till someone says I'm to old.
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Bucket List
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Tool around Europe in an ultra light. Fly down the rivers, buzz the castles,fly in and over and around the Alps. Free as a bird or as close as you can get.
And of course,have sex with beatuiful women everynight, all night till I died. |
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I sit on my own private beach and have my staff cater to my every whim.
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Popsicles--grape? cherry??
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I think I'm addicted to popsicles. In the summer I will go through 4 24 packs in a week. I set and eat them one after another all night. They have replaced beer in my life.
I like the orange, then the cherry. Bananas are good if you get a good brand. Lime is good every now and then. Too tart to eat all night. |
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Pet names.......
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First dog was named -Mutt dad named him
had a cat named - Aristotle Ex-wife named him Mixed pit bull named - Bulldogit - She was a sweety. Sister dog named - Wednesday - because she found her on wednesday. Had a minx cat (tailless)- Bearcat - solid black, looked like a little bear. dog named - Peenut - Had a horrible time house breaking her. |
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Edited by
monkdog8888
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Sat 04/12/08 06:46 PM
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Yeah,your standards get lower as you get older. Mine's be in the gutter for years. Along with my mind. |
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Paragraphs are our friend. |
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Her boots are made from endangered spotted owl skins.
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