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Tue 05/06/08 05:09 PM
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Mon 05/05/08 05:59 PM


noway How to use Your IRS Rebate check;

As you may have heard, the Bush Administration said each of us would get a rebate check to stimulate the economy.

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China .
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India .
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico , Honduras , and Guatemala .
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan .
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan .
And none of it will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America .
The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it at yard sales, since those are the only businesses still in the US .:wink: noway



I'm such a great American, I fell it is my duty to go to the nearest Gambling Hall, Saloon and Cat House. You got to support the local ecomony.bigsmile

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Mon 05/05/08 05:49 PM
Family's last name was Folds. Son- Bill Folds Daughter = Money Folds

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Mon 05/05/08 05:42 PM
Sounds like he just wanted out and that was as good of an excuss as any. Be glad you're rid of him.

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Sun 05/04/08 06:38 PM
oneplusyou I'm so ashamed!!!blushing blushing glasses

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Sun 05/04/08 11:17 AM
Blue Bell Dutch Chocolate :smile: :smile:

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Wed 04/30/08 06:48 PM
It would have to be a drunken Vegas kind of wedding that you get annulled the next day. drinker drinker brokenheart sad bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile

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Wed 04/30/08 06:36 PM

I'm going to find a way to make gas out of something we use on a daily basis.....something that can't be taken away from me....like urine. Gross, I know, but hey....they can't force me not to do that, now can they?laugh



A car that runs on piss. Be Hell to fill up the tank every morning.bigsmile

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Wed 04/30/08 06:26 PM
The thing is, you don’t have to read their stuff. They got a right to talk about God or politics or butt f##king or whatever. You don't have to read it. You don't have to encourage them by arguing with them. Unless you want too.

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Wed 04/30/08 06:19 PM
I don't care for anybody that talks about how evil and bad something is and they are doing it themselfs.

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Wed 04/30/08 06:10 PM


:smile: Force feeding me Jesus makes memad .



No doubt.explode

But it's those that preach that they are holier than thou, and yet wish harm upon others. I will never understand.



That's old testament stuff. Jesus doesn't come along and show love and forgiving till later.

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Wed 04/30/08 06:06 PM
Hell,
Spell check in micro word firsts before you start one. Like that guy who spelled woman wrong. Whole forum was about his spelling and not what he said.

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Wed 04/30/08 05:58 PM
How do you know they are lurking? It could just be the people that post just keep coming back and running up the viewed count. There are no lurkers. They are a figment of your imagination. I'm the only one who ever post on here. All these people are just profiles I made up. Poster BOTS.
Yea, that's it POSTER BOTS.
Today it'll be this site,tomorrow it be the whole net.bigsmile bigsmile

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Mon 04/28/08 03:27 PM
You fall in love with YOUR concept of what they are. Not with them.

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Sun 04/27/08 07:45 PM
Robbie the Robot Early 50's You turned knobs and the arms moved up and down. You moved this switch and the wheels turned as it was moving. You had this button on the back of the head and morse code was written on the back of head so you could beep out a message. Eyes were light bulbs and light up as you beeped. Had a baby robot in a diper with a hook on head you could carry arounfd with the claw hand. Still have robot but not baby for it. :smile:

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Sun 04/27/08 07:34 PM
Depends on if I got time or not.

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Sun 04/27/08 04:42 PM


I'm waitin fer D. Phil to call.........


He pays better than I do...but the fringe benefits are better with me....:wink:


Fringe now tell later:tongue: :tongue:

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Sun 04/27/08 04:12 PM
Does she come in a Malibu version?bigsmile

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Sun 04/27/08 04:00 PM
Heaven Because I've already earned my wings in Hell.:smile:

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Sun 04/27/08 03:47 PM
I had a biker friend I used to fish with that would tell stories of his German Sheppard and pet baboon. The baboon would lead the dog around on his chain and they would get into all kinds of trouble. Years ago I was going on yahoo and needed a handle. I was thinking about Mad Dog (the biker's name) and his crazy stories. The dog and baboon collective know as Monkdog. There was already another Monkdog so I just hit 8 four times. Monkdog8888. It’s my handle for all the sites.:smile:

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