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Nothing, notta, zippo runey.
But Im still smiling 
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
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right now i'm crushing on sleep, so goodnight, all  Good nite and dont let the poptarts bite |
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Me and Nobody
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Neighborly?
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And Dan? Oh. That would be me...  That would be a lot of people! Just dont complain to me about my yard and all will be ok! Ditto!  For a whole yard??? Sod is going to put you in the poor house. Sod is grass and dirt in a roll. you can get it at the garden store. But it ain't cheap. Ah. I've seen that. I didn't know what it was called. I studied English and Spanish lit in college so I assume you can read and look stuff up on the net. Grass seed takes a few weeks to a month to grow from seed, if you keep it watered. Buy a sack full of seed and read the directions. It will grow well into the fall months depending on weather. Grass grows best in cool damp conditions. Ah. Thank you. Yeah, I plan to look it up when I have some money. I JUST start my job on Monday, so I can't really afford anything at the moment, from sod to seed to RoundUp. It's patches of fresh grass that is green they will pull up the old stuff and put that down and it looks like you just grew the grass. You have to water it alot to keep it going, but it looks nice. You can check out alot of home and gardening places. Ah, well I'd have to do the entire yard that way, because the grass I DO have is yellow-dead. Pfft. Or you could look into inexpensive ground cover like phlox or ivy... Once it takes over the yard...POOF!...no mowing & problem is solved! What's phlox? And Ivy? I've never seen a yard covered in ivy... If you have a landlord then that means your renting and if your renting, all you have to do is mow it, if he wants it landscaped, tell him to pay for it his damned self. I wouldn't go spending all that money on a yard owned by someone else. If you need a mower, I'll buy ya a mower, if you cant use a mower, then pay someone to cut it for you, their are companies that do yard and even neighbor kids will do it for a few bucks. Landscaping companies will do it for $40 buck or so. Yeah, I'm seriously considering just hiring a company when I have the money. Cuz honestly, even the knowledge won't help I don't think. I just suck at even remembering to water, let alone mow... Kinda the absentminded professor syndrome. I'm still working on being able to keep a normal schedule for my kids! Yea I think I understand, single moms really amaze me, they have a strength that no man can comprehend. Kudos ... |
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Topic:
Neighborly?
Edited by
John1932
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Sat 08/01/09 08:01 PM
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It's just dead grass (where there is grass) and weeds, mostly. For the place where there is the dead grass and weeds. Have you priced sod? That is one Idea. What's sod? I mean that. Seriously. It's patches of fresh grass that is green they will pull up the old stuff and put that down and it looks like you just grew the grass. You have to water it alot to keep it going, but it looks nice. You can check out alot of home and gardening places. If you have a landlord then that means your renting and if your renting, all you have to do is mow it, if he wants it landscaped, tell him to pay for it his damned self. I wouldn't go spending all that money on a yard owned by someone else. If you need a mower, I'll buy ya a mower, if you cant use a mower, then pay someone to cut it for you, their are companies that do yard and even neighbor kids will do it for a few bucks. Landscaping companies will do it for $40 buck or so. |
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Awww....
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Thanks for the cute pics, Holly! They made me say awwww.... they were cute wasn't they. I thought they were rather peachy myself. |
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Topic:
Untitled Sci-Fi, Chapter 1
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Great job girl,
of course I hate the waiting game, but I will be patient. |
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Topic:
Not Crushing
Edited by
John1932
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Sat 08/01/09 05:56 PM
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 Still not crushing But my heart does belong to someone  whats the difference? YOU ARE PURE EVIL  i wasn't being evil in that respect, i was curious.  however, my heart doesn't belong to anyone and i do stalk- er, admire a guy on the forums. aha! there's the difference, i stalk him, but he doesn't have my heart. pardon me, i have to go write this down... OK, good one, I think  Lets See.... Stalking + no heart = Crush or Stalking - heart = Crush how about no heart + impressionable - cockyness + sweetnes - SEX = Crush. I dont know, but I do know strawberry poptarts are yummy. actually it's more like this- weird/crazy/interesting+impossible=crush  that's how i like it and yeah strawberry poptarts rule! OHHHHH i think I get it. when there is just the right mix of everything, but it doesnt have your heart. Like Strawberry poptarts, its got all the right mixes, but i just cant give it my heart or marry it or sleep with it, ( well I could, but that would be gross). Am I Close? sortof, however, being married to a poptart would solve so many of the world's problems... HUMMMM.  "Do you John, take Miss Straw Tart Popberry to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold till death do you part?" "I do" "You may now eat your bride" |
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Topic:
late night confessions
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its 1:39am, and i oficialy give up. she`s not out there, so i give up Maybe she ran in here and was looking for you while you were looking for her out there, and maybe.. Oh whats the use, even if she was, i would never be able to catch her anyway. |
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Topic:
late night confessions
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its not late night yet, so I will confess later.
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Topic:
Are freckles cool?
Edited by
John1932
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Sat 08/01/09 05:29 PM
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Freckles are sexy! I love every last one on her  This is too weird, she looks like my youngest daughter. strawberry blonde. AHHHHH I said strawberry....  reminds me of POPTARTS  DARN YOU Calleigh i'm pure evil  If I wasnt eating poptarts, I would...your.... NM, Im eating poptarts. WHATEVER!!! WHATEVER!!!WHATEVER!!! Just kidding!!!, Keep your gaskets in tact  I lost my gaskets last year. So when you blow, you blow. Nothing to hold you back, nothing to keep you at bay, no tongue biting, you just blow. Must make for a wonderful day you pervert!!!!  OHHH BOY, that didnt look good... Sorry Calleigh... 
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
Edited by
John1932
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Sat 08/01/09 05:14 PM
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Does it count if I have a crush on my new bag of chips? Or does it have to be a man? Its more fun to have crushes on stuff, stuff dont fight back. Crush on your chips, Im gonna crush on my ....... Darn, still not crushing... I'll find something... Try crushing on poptarts! I bought a box of 36 today, strawberry. Deliciousness in a box!!!! Well I do love pop tarts and I only eat strawberry and it has to have a topping, like icing or sprinkles or both, the others are just downright gross. I actually have 4 left, so I will crush on POPTARTS  with strawberry good man A little late on that one, but better than never. i call everyone who likes poptarts a good man, even if they're a girl You suck!!!!I cant winnnn i can't help it, i rock  We totally HiJacked this thread, we should have done this in the HiJack This thread, it would have been AWESOME, we would have taken over and ruled the thread. we would have rocked.. Ok Ok, you would have. but it was still a good idea. |
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
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Several crushes going on right now.. one in Ohio one in Wisconsin one in Kentucky and one in Arizona all too far to do anything about it. You can do anything you want if its the right guy. Knock him in the head and drag him to your place and make him set stake there. LOL |
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
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Does it count if I have a crush on my new bag of chips? Or does it have to be a man? Its more fun to have crushes on stuff, stuff dont fight back. Crush on your chips, Im gonna crush on my ....... Darn, still not crushing... I'll find something... Try crushing on poptarts! I bought a box of 36 today, strawberry. Deliciousness in a box!!!! Well I do love pop tarts and I only eat strawberry and it has to have a topping, like icing or sprinkles or both, the others are just downright gross. I actually have 4 left, so I will crush on POPTARTS with strawberry good man A little late on that one, but better than never. i call everyone who likes poptarts a good man, even if they're a girl You suck!!!!I cant winnnn i can't help it, i rock I know  and that sucks!!!!
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Topic:
late night confessions
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I sleep nude Me too. |
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Topic:
late night confessions
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I get a 14week old on Monday.. that will leave me with my hands filled.. Filled with what exactly with 14 week old baby You and that tongue are gonna drive me to......  She said the baby is gonna LEAVE her with her hands filled. Just what is the baby gonna leave? baby residue, more than likely  You think so? HUMMMM!!!! "Hold on, gotta wash the baby residue of my hands" No No, doesnt sound like a frustrated baby handler. I used to work daycare, I've washed plenty of baby residue off my hands. Always seems to come back though. How does it just come back? Just magically appears one day while you eating Strawberry poptarts. |
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Topic:
late night confessions
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I get a 14week old on Monday.. that will leave me with my hands filled.. Filled with what exactly with 14 week old baby You and that tongue are gonna drive me to...... She said the baby is gonna LEAVE her with her hands filled. Just what is the baby gonna leave? baby residue, more than likely You think so? HUMMMM!!!! "Hold on, gotta wash the baby residue of my hands" No No, doesnt sound like a frustrated baby handler. |
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
Edited by
John1932
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Sat 08/01/09 04:44 PM
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Does it count if I have a crush on my new bag of chips? Or does it have to be a man? Its more fun to have crushes on stuff, stuff dont fight back. Crush on your chips, Im gonna crush on my ....... Darn, still not crushing... I'll find something... Try crushing on poptarts! I bought a box of 36 today, strawberry. Deliciousness in a box!!!! Well I do love pop tarts and I only eat strawberry and it has to have a topping, like icing or sprinkles or both, the others are just downright gross. I actually have 4 left, so I will crush on POPTARTS with strawberry good man A little late on that one, but better than never. i call everyone who likes poptarts a good man, even if they're a girl You suck!!!!I cant winnnn
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Topic:
JSH crushes - part 14
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Does it count if I have a crush on my new bag of chips? Or does it have to be a man? Its more fun to have crushes on stuff, stuff dont fight back. Crush on your chips, Im gonna crush on my ....... Darn, still not crushing... I'll find something... Try crushing on poptarts! I bought a box of 36 today, strawberry. Deliciousness in a box!!!! Well I do love pop tarts and I only eat strawberry and it has to have a topping, like icing or sprinkles or both, the others are just downright gross. I actually have 4 left, so I will crush on POPTARTS with strawberry good man A little late on that one, but better than never. |
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