My date from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every now and then I will cave in and go on a date, thinking maybe this one will be different. I had one of those brain farts today

I had been chatting with this fella online for a few weeks, and one night I was having computer problems. He said its an easy fix, can I call as its easier than typing... sooooooooooooo I let him call.. got my computer fixed and we've talked every day since. (about 3 weeks now) Seemed very nice, kind and sweet. notice i said "seemed"

So we meet at Pizza Hut. I try to pay my half(he wouldnt hear of it) all goes well. I have salad bar and 1 piece of pizza and a bread stick. He seemed a little pissed when he said, " you surely didnt eat my moneys worth". Again, I offered to pay half. he wouldnt hear of it.

He tried to hold my hands after we eat. I pulled away a little, as it kind of shocked me. I wasnt expecting it. Welllllllllllll he came all unglued. Yelling at me in the restaurant. stating, "I have given you 3 weeks of my time, and you cant even hold hands with me??????????????"

Well.. i told him i wasnt going to fight about it in the middle of the restaurant. He said, sooooooo you're ready to go? I said yes, but i need the bathroom first. Hoping he;d just leave... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when I come out he is sitting on the hood of his car smoking a butt. Again, he begins to raise his voice about how disappointed he is in me that i wouldnt even hold his hands. So i said, well be disappointed in me then. And i went to get into my car. He jumped into his car, which i hadnt noticed was running. He slammed it into reverse almost running me and another lady over. Hollers out the window how stupid and ignorant I am,. and throws the box of pizza out his window at me..

This is why I stay single

Oh, it was a harrowing experience!

I came across this stuff he likes called FlufferNuttter. I set a trap and lured him with that marshmellowy concoction. I dropped the net on him and RAN!

I looked back for one second and he was just smiling and eating that nutty samich all tangled in the net!!!

*whew* I was one of the luck ones!

Your not in a relationship your fu%k bodies that play house.

A relationship is a commitment to the person you love.

My humble opinion.