Cool! I'm gonna start smoking 4 cartons a day for my tank tread legs. How many Marlboro miles do you suppose that is?

16 penny ring shank

What's the difference between a coyote and a flea?

One howls on the prarie, the other prowls on the hairy.

I gotta go to the bathroom. Somebody call me.

You may think you're past the withdrawals, and may be past the worst of them, but you still have more to go through. And you've still got a long way to go before you really get past the emotional roller coaster you're gonna ride. It's gonna be rough and one minute you'll be pleased with everything, the next you might feel depressed about anything, or angry about something. You just have to deal with it and try not to really hurt yourself or those around you. There's a lot in this and it's hard to put into one paragraph. And I've been where you're at before. If you want more input, feel free to message me.

Never pet a burning dog.

25 REASONS YOU OWE MOM


1.. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.. My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM..
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY..
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents Like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18 My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up"

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.

Two men went out hunting with their dogs but without success.

"I know what we're doing wrong," said one man.

"What's that?" asked the other.

"We're not throwing the dogs high enough."

Agreed...and put it through his head SLOWLY....sick f'er!

Fixed the link.

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=15370377&ch=4226713&src=news

What? Awww damn! I must've dropped it in the lightbulbs thread in GD. I better go back and get it. But I still can't think of any woman to whom I'd give a love potion to take the place of the one who loves me now.

That's not scary.

<----- Want scary? How about looking at my face?

Trying to start a fire in her heart? Or on her face?

Depends on which forum. Here? None. Even the GA regional forum is pretty dead.

I don't need no stinking potion. I'd give it away. My lady loves me for me...not because I slipped some strange potion in her drink. I wouldn't have it any other way.

<<----think Mingle could save on their energy costs by switching this little guy to a compact fluorescent bulb?

I'd kinda say a tie between texting and hair/makeup. All others at least allow the driver to keep their eyes on the road....not that I'm saying any of them are good to do, just that the driver can keep their eyes on the road while doing the others.

Well, I am on Mingle, but no longer single and looking. What I did was just goof off in the forums for a couple months. I ran across one of those posts about never getting any good e mails from men. I checked her out and she struck my interests as a potential friend. So I mad a reply post telling her that I could write her something she wouldn't complain about. She approved of my request so I wrote her. We exchanged a few more e mails, never really intending for things to go beyond a friendship, but they have and she has since become the love of my life.

I take it as you and your girlfriend have a really good relationship going. You're having fun together at home and enjoying each other's company...no need to go out and do all this, that, and the other to have a good time together. I wish I was in your shoes...with my girlfriend, not yours though...but she lives so far away...one day though...

God, I sure hope so! Staying up all night makes two days seem like one, and three days seem like one...seems like this whole week has been two days so far. Sure hope for some sleep tonight so tomorrow will at least seem like another day.

Geez! Y'all are taking me way too seriously. Just click the dang link.

http://smellofbooks.com/