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Long nails or short? Painted or unpainted?
No, really! Someone scratch my back! |
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I have no nails
I keep em short for playing the gitfiddle it sucks when I drop a dime and can't pick it up |
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Where is that Zpicante critter???
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EeeeeeK! Not the talking raccoon!
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Where is that Zpicante critter???
There he is but he does not hang around too long.That pesky critter swipes up our cyber crumbs & hauls azz. 
p.s.To OP~I would sweetie but my nails are kept short also.(acoustic guitar)Sowwwy! 
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Aww...that's OK, Cy...I was polishing my nails while Mingling when I got this itch in the middle of my back...wet polish & scratching don't mix...
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long, no colored paint,
usually a clear hardener |
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With a cheese grater, some duc tape, a screwdriver and a little tinfoil you can fashion a really nice DIY back scratcher.
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A corner of a doorway works in a pinch.........
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With a cheese grater, some duc tape, a screwdriver and a little tinfoil you can fashion a really nice DIY back scratcher. Oh my! I almost thought you were gonna say anal probe! |
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With a cheese grater, some duc tape, a screwdriver and a little tinfoil you can fashion a really nice DIY back scratcher. Oh my! I almost thought you were gonna say anal probe! That's the alien cure for itchy hemorrhoids. |
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long, no colored paint, usually a clear hardener Are you sure you aren't my lost twin?
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With a cheese grater, some duc tape, a screwdriver and a little tinfoil you can fashion a really nice DIY back scratcher. Oh my! I almost thought you were gonna say anal probe! That's the alien cure for itchy hemorrhoids. Sounds like you're speaking from experience? |
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Most of the women I meet have retractable claws . . . sharp ones!! Meow!! OP, not excluded.
<<<--- Moderate conservative . . . medium French Tips, please. |
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I'll use my pink frosted toes to scratch your back!!!
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Most of the women I meet have retractable claws . . . sharp ones!! Meow!! OP, not excluded.
<<<--- Moderate conservative . . . medium French Tips, please.
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With a cheese grater, some duc tape, a screwdriver and a little tinfoil you can fashion a really nice DIY back scratcher. Oh my! I almost thought you were gonna say anal probe! That's the alien cure for itchy hemorrhoids. Sounds like you're speaking from experience? Nope,because I always wear my tin-foil hat. |
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I'm a skin on skin person so no nails for me
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I'm a skin on skin person so no nails for me Not even when you have an un-scratchable itch? |
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Long and strong baby.....but, you knew that. hehehehehehehe
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