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Sun 06/28/09 11:39 AM



For those who like short profiles, how short are you talking about?


no limit just say what is important and try not to ramble. That is where I get lost.


What's important, though?

Something important to one person isn't going to be important to the next.


Oh No ...lol I feel like I'm in class..just kidding. what ever is importatnt to you. Say you like to bowl for instance. just say I like to bowl, and not discribe in detail about your average, and the way you love to see your kids bowl granny style.. that is more for the later conversations. but that is just my opinion, not trying to start any controversy. :banana:

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Sun 06/28/09 11:34 AM

Every time I read a profile thread I second guess my own.....laugh

I get about double the profile views when I use my foot or tattoo picture compared to my face. That's pretty embarrassing and funny at the same time! But it is proof that the picture is what draws people in.

Even funnier was when I made private every photo except my foot and ankle and got emails like "you sure don't look like a big girl to me". laugh WTH?

I kind of like them on the longer side.....'cause I like to ramble about life, and usually if theirs are long, they do too.


You do have pretty toes..happy

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Sun 06/28/09 11:32 AM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Sun 06/28/09 11:33 AM

For those who like short profiles, how short are you talking about?


no limit just say what is important and try not to ramble. That is where I get lost.

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Sun 06/28/09 11:30 AM
yep

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Sun 06/28/09 11:29 AM
yep I look at interest, physical appearence and lifestyle. Kinda scan the what they have to say for keywords. Your gonna have questions thats the awkwardly fun part of it. so keep is short.

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Sun 06/28/09 06:41 AM


Is it spayed or neutered . . . my girlfriend says neutering cures men of a plethora of ailments.



J/K

Next time how about a topic that is more informative?

Bry noway





Or, better yet, we could stay on topic



ok, sorry. I miss college sports this time of year. Anyway, my cat is doing great today, His eye looks much better.:thumbsup:

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Sun 06/28/09 06:38 AM



they allow you to get insurance?they won't let me have it





i crash a truck through 1 house and all of a sudden i'm a bad driver grumble


WTF man, I'm still trying to collect the insurance.



collect it from the public transit guy that stopped in front of me rant
laugh

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Sun 06/28/09 06:36 AM

"I like my women just alittle on the trashy side.
When they wear thier clothes too tight and thier hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick and too much rougue,
get's me excited leaves me feeling confused.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side."

hehehehehehehe

What gets me is the ones who desperately NEED make up, yet have listened to all the BS about natural beauty.

Let's face it...ain't everyone is beautiful au naturale.


Yes they are. I find the more I talk with someone they either get prettier or uglier. Natural beauty comes from the soul.

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Sun 06/28/09 06:31 AM

they allow you to get insurance?they won't let me have it





i crash a truck through 1 house and all of a sudden i'm a bad driver grumble


WTF man, I'm still trying to collect the insurance.

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Sun 06/28/09 06:28 AM

Is this too much?




you look...ummm..very nice this morning...scared scared scared

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Sun 06/28/09 06:25 AM


Hmmm..my opinion is that law enforcement men are the most honorable men out there..I SO wish there were some single ones out there to flirt with!! :) Any suggestions?! :)


Some are some aren't. There are some cops who became cops because they want to help society, there are others who were the bully type in highschool and continue to be bullies.


dont forget the thrill seekers

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Sun 06/28/09 06:23 AM

Get your Moped running
naa na na na nu uh
Head out on the highway
naa na na na nu uh
Looking for adventure
naa na na na nu uh
and whatever hookers comes Fear's way.


Don't encourage....hookers are easy targets for a criminal mind. laugh

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Sun 06/28/09 06:20 AM


It just goes to show that practically anything can be considered the "in" thing to do nowadays. Heck- I wouldn't be surprised if bloomers and petticoats ended up being popular or deemed "sexy" in the near future! :laughing:



hey a few years ago (and no i'm not making this up!) "pre-soiled"jeans were the fad.


are people so lazy they can't sh1t in their own pants anymore?noway surprised spock


That was in Billy Madison...lol

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Sun 06/28/09 06:19 AM




Good Example rofl rofl

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Sun 06/28/09 06:18 AM




Dude, its time to rock the roadway, slam and jam, bump and boogie
Get yer motor runnin' and get some.


You will do fine, we have faith.


Thanks mate!drinker

I'm worried about the written test.laugh laugh


Multiple choice???
Somewhere on the page, right in front of you is the write answer.
(yes pun intended)


rofl rofl


good luck, I will be far far away :banana:

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Sun 06/28/09 06:03 AM

when they dont wear to much make updrinker


i agree the barns look much better with a coat of stain, paint does take away from the natural beauty of the wood. But I have to admit when my gal cleans up for me I do feel special. flowerforyou

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Sun 06/28/09 05:21 AM
I have never lied but when the relationship is young dopamine and endorphins make me agree with a lot of stuff i do not really favor.

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Sat 06/27/09 10:24 PM
just got paid today-ZZ top

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Sat 06/27/09 10:22 PM


Get the booze down ya! Have some fun!


lol i'm trying.First drink and I'm buzzed.Cheap date

*KNOCK KNOCK*

uh, yeah, someone order a pizza?

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Sat 06/27/09 10:15 PM

Ohhhhhhh laugh laugh Yes, I'll be watching for THAT! especially since we wanted your coach!


Yes, the AU program loves the West Virginia boys, Your old coach was our running back in the 70's. Back when his daddy coached our team.

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