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Sun 06/28/09 03:37 PM


hair don't matter when i have my hand on the back of their headdrinker



drool I heard that..


ummmm,never mind.

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Sun 06/28/09 03:35 PM

it depends, straight is awesome, and waves are awesome! poodle hair from a disasterous perm.............................is not awesome.


It was in the 70s

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Sun 06/28/09 03:20 PM
yes

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Sun 06/28/09 03:13 PM


having fun or achieving your dream? and you can't say both?


Too many things have made my dream impossible. Now I just try to enjoy the ride and see where I end up.



Get the movie The Secret. There is absolutely nothing in this world that is impossible. I thought it was impossible to get a divorce; it is coming, thought it impossible to go back to school at my age. Check. Thought it would be impossible to live on my own and not starve, doing it and eating well all on $8.00/hr. I used to say that all the time but no matter how much it looks like there is no answer; it is always right in front of you. Go for it Alt.

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Sun 06/28/09 02:58 PM

having fun or achieving your dream? and you can't say both?


I have to say achieving your dream would be haveing fun and rewarding.

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Sun 06/28/09 02:55 PM
i joined up here drinker

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Sun 06/28/09 02:33 PM


I am a typical male . . .

I like whatever she wears if I think she's hot . . . so long as it is coming off her body.

Make up? So long as I don't have to scrub my crotch with SOS pads to remove the lip stick.

This girl really knows about hair, make-up and clothing!!



Bry


huh noway
rofl rofl rofl rofl

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Sun 06/28/09 02:31 PM
Just skip eating it. Grill a steak and give the peanut butter to your dog... laugh

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Sun 06/28/09 02:29 PM





Screw Jif, I'm jelous. I want choosy mothers to choose me. flowers


I'm a choosey mother.

flowers

Stupid Jif wins again


flowerforyou


thank you, you have just brought justice back to the worldlove love love

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Sun 06/28/09 02:26 PM



Screw Jif, I'm jelous. I want choosy mothers to choose me. flowers


I'm a choosey mother.

flowers

Stupid Jif wins again

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Sun 06/28/09 02:24 PM


Screw Jif, I'm jelous. I want choosy mothers to choose me. flowers


I'm a choosey mother.

flowers

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Sun 06/28/09 02:23 PM
Screw Jif, I'm jelous. I want choosy mothers to choose me. flowers

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Sun 06/28/09 02:20 PM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Sun 06/28/09 02:21 PM
-Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine,
that means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more
of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

frustrated this is not what you say the morning afterfrustrated


That is a funny story tho

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Sun 06/28/09 02:16 PM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Sun 06/28/09 02:17 PM
our bathroom at work has a hand sanitizer dispencer. So after i wash my hands I always get a hand full of foam to use after I touch the bathroom door. I also have sanitizer at my desk for sneezing or before I grab a snack.

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Sun 06/28/09 12:03 PM




Such a turnoff when someone tells me they have a great "sence of humor". whoa


Maybe they find that funny???? laugh :wink:


laugh





Let me check


good wasn't me flowerforyou

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Sun 06/28/09 12:02 PM



Such a turnoff when someone tells me they have a great "sence of humor". whoa


Maybe they find that funny???? laugh :wink:


laugh





Let me check

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Sun 06/28/09 11:58 AM

I love long profiles! As long as they use accurate spelling and grammar! flowerforyou


You are a teacher, that has to be a issue for you. laugh

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Sun 06/28/09 11:54 AM

What about the guys looking for their princesses or queens? laugh


Can you say co-dependent..j/k, but that's pushing it a little.

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Sun 06/28/09 11:52 AM
One thing I have found out there are a lot of nurses needing love out there.

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Sun 06/28/09 11:44 AM
Edited by 1mellowguy on Sun 06/28/09 11:45 AM

While we're on the subject of profiles, I have a question. How many of you have ever asked to be rated under the Rate my profile board? I've never done that. Namely because I could not care less what anyone ever thought. laugh I think long or short we all have them the way we want them.


I have to agree...X gets the square.:banana:


Like I said I kinda scan it and look for red flags and keywords.



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