Dunx I was just kidding ... really who cares ... as long as there is a
that spark, chemistry between potential lovers or even more

Big hug your way ......... :^)

Hmmm .... it is something new about sexy lol


So, if I have green eyes that automatically makes me sexy?!
WhoooHooo I'm, bloody Sexy hahaha


Thanks pappa, you made my evening :^)

Belushi said "As a 34 year old, I dated a 17 year old.

We were together for over 5 years"



yeah, you still seems full of life and humour after those 5 years ....
*tumbs up* *Evil leer*


So there is a hope Duncan * looks up thinking* haha

YuppY to us Blonds LMAO thanks :^)

Ah well ... just being busy with a Garden and such... try to be on as
often as I can

I see life goes on ...Good stuff

*Grabs coffee and leaving to wonder around the Forums*

Hug to everyone (((x))))

Haha you guys perhaps already forgot about me ... Here I'm ...

Hope everyone is doing fabulous ... i see a lot of men and women got
pregnant while I were away *wink* LMAO ...


Coffee pleeeeease *Grins*

Oh well ... Time to send a messege to Guinness World Records office
....... millions are waiting haha



Im just curious any ideas a girl or a boy?

*Cheers John* hehe

WooooHooooooo Happy B-Day baby !!!!!!!!!!!


Life is good ... I wish you even better life


*Hugs and Daisy*

Well ... i do not know of half of it yet ... but I do my best to learn
that stuff. lol


Damit and Beavers have totalydifferent meaning in Canada lol

eh ... I know that one ...

Still flirting Rocker? lol

May i ask for a cup ... How is Hawaii? :^)

OK then the MALE version of that conversation has NOTHING to do with
cutting hair ... lmao.. sorry ... just being me .. LOL :)


yea ..that's exactly how I understood her message

So here we go ...

Male version ... "She can't do ya today" means "She can't have sexual
entercourse with you, today"

Normal version "She can't do ya today" means "she can't do your haircut
today"

Dangit Gotta love english language LMAO

Thanks guys ...:^)

BUT", COULD "YOU" JUST WATCH ME "GROW"???

And NOT Touch ME,,,,,lol Then, YES,,,,I could JUST CUDDLE!!!!


WOW Iam4u pricless ... yeah I would touch for sure *wink* lol

Actually I got confused about her saying "She can't do ya today"

after reading

Lassie Condoms
When you know she's a *****, but you're gonna do her anyway!

in Catchme joke thread

lol

I've got a call not so long ago, from a Hair salon.

Her: Oh Hi This is _______

Me Good afternoon

Her: I'm terribly sorry...but she can't do ya today. She has already too
many clients.Do you want her to do ya tomorrow morning?

Pause cuz I'm frantically trying to understand What she is trying to
tell me

Me: That's all right. What time?

Her: 10:30 Oh yes! She was asking if ya want her do ya with Hairdryer?

Pause I’m totally confused, not knowing what to say.

Me: No, thank you .. I prefer it in natural way.

Her: That's wonderful, honey. See ya tomorrow morning.

Me: Yes, I'll be there. Have a great Day!
________________________________________________________________

Since my English is still far away from being perfect

Please tell me What kind of service I going to get tomorrow at this
salon?

And is it appropriate to say "She can't do ya" if it is referred to a
haircut to be done?

Yeah ... Old Good one ... one of my favorites

Glad you posted it for people,Thomas *HUG*


Anything new? you have plenty of time in your 5 star prison lol

Indeed a Very Special day for you, Two!!!!!!!!!






You made me smile too

Thank you :^)

nope

"The nurse made the comment "I see you have a guardian angel with you."


WOW A few years ago, in New York... a little girl approached me while
i was waithg for a green pedestrian lights at a busy Manhattan street

She did not say anything ... just took my hand and left a tiny ceramic
Frog on my palm. Then she was gone back in a crowd. :^(

i still have that frog... it's beautifuly made and has St. Andrews
written on it or ... and yet the little frog has its mouth open. I have
no idea what that means.

Happy Happy B-DAY Chick :^) I wish you smiles and laughs forever Feel
happy and loved !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think Dana would be the best choice to keep bar rolling and dancing
and singing and stuff *wink*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ AMEN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~