Topic: "Hey, you wanna Hear a blonde joke?" | |
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A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna Hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Beforeyou tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are blind -- that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate . 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter . 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutt ers, "No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." |
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lmao
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typical............LMAO
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lmao good one hellgurl
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CHEERS-LMAO
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YuppY to us Blonds LMAO thanks :^)
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goodun
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ROFLMAO
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Good one!!
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Now that is just too funny!!! :)
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