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Wed 05/27/09 10:48 AM

How would you make this thread more attractive to the opposite sex?

I was thinkin' of installing a beer tap...





Maybe a fresh coat of paint on the ceiling, a jumbotron television, some wainscoating on the walls, dancing girls in cages, some new carpet, a hot-rod under construction, some fresh flowers, a tool bench with every tool you can think of and of course a pin up girl calender.

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Wed 05/27/09 10:36 AM
Edited by DamnPhule on Wed 05/27/09 10:37 AM



Nothing men love :heart: more than Bodacious Ta-Ta's !!!!!


Not even remotely interested, but thanks anyway.


Uhhhh dude...I am afraid I am forced to dock one point off of your "Man card" for that statement.....happy birthday.


laugh shades


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Wed 05/27/09 10:27 AM
Thanks for the welcome Wing.

drinker

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Wed 05/27/09 10:25 AM
Bologna makes you feel funny alright. I've tried it, I know.

Thanks Dude smokin drinker

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Wed 05/27/09 10:23 AM
Thanks for the welcome 2kids

flowerforyou

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Wed 05/27/09 10:20 AM
Tag, your it. Found you.

Thank you for the warm welcome Rose

flowerforyou

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Wed 05/27/09 10:12 AM

hello and good luck


Thanks Fran ... I think bigsmile

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Wed 05/27/09 10:09 AM

Welcome


Tammy


Thank you Tammy winking

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Wed 05/27/09 10:04 AM
Edited by DamnPhule on Wed 05/27/09 10:06 AM

Welcome to the zoo...but beware the monkeys! They fling poo!


Thanks Phuque ... Do you really train monkeys? laugh

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Wed 05/27/09 09:50 AM
Hey Jess, Howsigoin?

New recently myself. Havin a hell of a time, really.

Only advice I can give is, be open-minded and have no expectations, of course a twisted sense of humour certainly helps and lastly be yourself.

Signed, One of the "Others".

:angel: :tongue: flowerforyou

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Wed 05/27/09 09:32 AM
<-------- Does Not Play Well With Others

tongue2 waving

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Wed 05/27/09 08:39 AM
So ... offtopic . How very rude of us. Weren't we welcoming Sap whatshisname to this very room and didn't the thread seemed to digress from there? How could they blame us for straying from the line? Phuque started all this, you of course know that, far be it from me to insult your intelligence. That monkey trainer has us all dancing around with cups in our hands. :angel:

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Wed 05/27/09 07:57 AM
Tossing midgets is fun and all, it really is, don't get me wrong here now but making people pass milk through their noses does have its appeal, wouldn't ya think?

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Wed 05/27/09 07:51 AM
SWM, 47. Looking to email/chat and get to know SWF's, 38-50 in the Tri-City Area. I'm just interested in becoming friends first because that is where my head is at right now. Women from all over this great country are welcome to drop a line too, one never knows where you can meet "the one".

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Wed 05/27/09 07:27 AM
Dude, take it from a "snappy dresser" himself. Take your closest female friend along with ya for a shopping frenzy in a fine mens clothing store. Top shelf stuff not what you would find in a mall. Take some of the advice you have seen here 'cuz some of its really good. Dude, Pale Green. Don't forget a really "snazzy" ballcap, chicks really dig that.

:wink:

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Wed 05/27/09 07:04 AM





Thank you. There IS another twisted individual out here, ahh it brings a tear to my eye tears just to think that I'm not alone. Everything is going to be OK in the world ... now. drinks

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Wed 05/27/09 06:37 AM



Hello My name is Sapraim. Phuque told me this was a Great site so I came here from DH. Be Gentle with me Please!


I'm still new @ this thing too Sap. By the way your not a midget are you? laugh


Hey Phule,

I think the politically correct term for a midget nowadays is "VERTICALLY CHALLENGED."

And I'm thinkin' he just might be...


Vertically challenged/midget, all the same to me they still toss the same.

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Wed 05/27/09 06:35 AM


Welcome bro! Glad Que lured you away from the darkside. DH BLEW!!!! This place is far more easy going and laid back...enjoy it homey!



I so totally agree! Now if I can only get more of my victims...er...friends to post here...:laughing:
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Ahh, what is wrong with this picture? I know, she must be thirsty. drinker

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Wed 05/27/09 06:29 AM

Hello My name is Sapraim. Phuque told me this was a Great site so I came here from DH. Be Gentle with me Please!


I'm still new @ this thing too Sap. By the way your not a midget are you? laugh

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Tue 05/26/09 10:34 AM

WeLcOmE & G'lUcK! :thumbsup:



Hey, Howsigoin Cy?

With just a little luck, I may get out of this alive.
Cheers Dude! drinker

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