< ----- Phule says: That dancing banana ... now that "that person" me. Gosh ... I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

< ----- Phule says: I'm waiting for the call from Hollywood myself, should be calling any day now!

< ----- Phule says: Warning signs, especially pictograms, are helpful for the illiterate. "Believe it or not" many people poison themselves by mixing things together that should not be used together. For example: bleach and some household cleaners produce toxic and poisions vapours when used together.

I knew a young lady, about 18-20 yrs ago, that had moved out of her Mom and Dads place and had gotten her first apartment. As most people do, she took to cleaning the place thouroughly. Nobody told her anything about how dangerous houshold cleaners could be, not even her father who worked in a chemical plant. Well ... she has permanent damage to her lungs all because she didn't read the labels.

< ----- Phule says: Its not the size of the wand, its the magic in it.

Without a doubt, there can be only one ... Keith Moon, The Who.

< ----- Phule says: Mr. Smiless, until this question of universal rule is decided ... I'm going to need an advisor on my staff ... I will appoint you as High Wizard to the General Manager of the Universe.


Thank-you Good Sir ...

There is so much that is so accurate about my personality, drive and ambition here that I find myself contemplating aspects of myself that I would never have considered.

May Good Luck and Fortune Follow You.

I have 2 camels and a Fish Finger ... anyone for 3 camels, 1 goat and a really cool bass fishing boat?

< ----- Phule says: Darn ... almost had all the women sold. Now I have to start all over again. Alright then ... bidding starts at 4 camels for snarkytwain ... do I have any bidders?

Phule is waiting ... but may just have to rule the universe until its been decided who will, probably a Virgo, much like myself actually. Yes I can see me ruling the universe ... make things orderly I would.

Just a reminder: September 1, 1961.

Shaving is a pain in the a**. Gotta be a bloody contortionist. Hate it but hell if I didn't I'd look like Grizzly Adams.

< ----- Phule says: Sorry ... just traded the last woman in here for 2 camels and 5 goats.

While quantities last ... One decent guy. Get yours today!

Welcome Annie ... you are going to enjoy yourself here I'm sure!

I've been told that I look like some guy that lives somewhere. I've been stoped in the street and asked how I was doing after all these years and they suddenly realize that I'm not the same guy they thought I was.

Just a common looking face I guess.

< ----- Phule says: Love at first sight ... happens daily to me. Makes one feel alive at times.

Have you ever noticed that sometimes there is a look that you get from someone you deal with on a regular basis, then suddenly they throw a curve at you and ask if you are single and would you like to go on a date? Now that ... ladies and gentlemen is just as strange as falling for someone the moment you see them.

Coffee is ready, fingers are not stiff, so now I can type. Yup ... almost ready to start Phuling around.

Alone

Lost

Superstion by Stevie Wonder

yaaaaa ... groovy stuff man!

High Enough by Damn Yankees

featuring " Uncle" Ted Nugent