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Sun 08/23/15 05:48 AM



QUESTION: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?



....Phone?


I said mobile phone and it was correct.


dang it, missed that one..

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Sun 08/23/15 05:43 AM
Hm.. if you prayed to god that he should answer your prayer by not answering your prayer wouldn't you then be disproving the existence of god or be creating a paradox and thus destroying the entire universe

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Sun 08/23/15 05:40 AM

Best response to a religious fanatic I ever heard came from an Atheist.

"Having faith in something with no prove...I don't buy into that because I'm not an idiot!"


Proof*

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Sun 08/23/15 05:36 AM
Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?

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Sun 08/23/15 05:21 AM

QUESTION: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?


Peni.... Nose?

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Sun 08/23/15 05:21 AM

QUESTION: You play with me at night before going to sleep. You can’t get caught fiddling with me at work. You only let a select few people touch me. What am I?



....Phone?

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Sun 08/23/15 05:16 AM

QUESTION: All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.


Is the answer a last name?

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Sun 08/23/15 05:06 AM

QUESTION: All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.


Now you're just goading people into saying penis youuuuuuu

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Sun 08/23/15 04:52 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 04:52 AM


I guess I'd invest all the money in cryo-preservation and put myself to cryo sleep until a cure is found.


I think you have to be pronounced clinically dead before they allow that. Check out http://www.bbc.com/future/story/20140821-i-will-be-frozen-when-i-die


Well the decease is weird to begin with so I don't see why cryo sleep would be that unimaginable.

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Sun 08/23/15 03:38 AM
As my father once said, life is like a painting of a landscape.
It goes up and down hills and through water streams.

Things aren't always going to be easy, but when you have someone you split the burdens.
Difficult times become easier and good times become better, because you're both working in unison.
So in a way there is only one leadership and that can only be achieved together.
That's at least the kind of relationship I want.

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Sun 08/23/15 03:25 AM
I guess I'd invest all the money in cryo-preservation and put myself to cryo sleep until a cure is found.

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Sun 08/23/15 03:20 AM
I'm wondering if I cloned myself and had sex with myself would that then be incest or masturbation...

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Sun 08/23/15 02:35 AM
Explain to me again, how having facial hair is somehow the same as plastic surgery, picking out clothes(which I'd say I also use a fair amount of time on) or having breast implants.
W...what's with these comparisons! xD

It's not the beard on the outside that matters, but the beard on the inside!
So deep

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Sat 08/22/15 06:41 PM


I love God with all my heart...but I just have faith...can't call myself a Christian...all I ever see them do is talk how great they are and feel they are gifted with the ability to judge others...if they really believed you would think they would know that judgement is Gods...and I think a lot of " Christians " are going to be surprised at what God thinks of them..it's not the bad people that are going to be upset in the end...it's the "good" people that will be...those of us that are suffering and considered bad by other "good" humans are not going to be surprised if God slams the door in our face...happens all the time by the Christians on earth...it's the
"good" people that are in for a rude awakening...drinker flowerforyou
...lol...geez..my apologies for generalizing...it's not just Christians that judge everyone...lol..and my response was a tad off topic..offtopic ...guess if Christianity isn't a bunch of nonsense we are in for it...flowerforyou


If god is anything like the bible describes him, I think I'd rather be "in for it" than not. Especially if it's the old testament god.

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Sat 08/22/15 12:16 PM
Warriorlord48, The fact that see choosing your religion as the difference between going to heaven or hell, thus securing your afterlife whilst watching everyone else who didn't make the right choice go to hell, is a pretty horrible thought.
Certainly not something a loving Christian would think no?
Not that I would know.

Amazing post btw, IgorFrankensteen

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Fri 08/21/15 12:09 PM
What comes to mind when you see big letters in a court that says "In god we trust" or when people swear by the bible like they do in tv-shows.
You have to obey and keep obeying this great hypothetical camera in the sky and let it control you. Doesn't that make you wonder if you're really into this because you're afraid of what might happen if you don't openly announce your conviction or do you really think it to be true?
Do you really think we matter that much?

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Fri 08/21/15 11:56 AM
Be yourself

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Fri 08/21/15 11:54 AM
Foundation by Issac Asimov

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Fri 08/21/15 11:50 AM
As far as I understand you can't exactly cure cancer as a whole because every cancer is different for each person.
Not to mention that there are a lot of different types of cancer.

I just hope that they will find a better alternative than chemotherapy.

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