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Sun 08/23/15 01:25 PM
Yeah I mean if you meet someone who has a lot in common with you, is nice and just understands you. Are your really gonna be thinking "she/he doesn't have the same skin colour? HAH nope!"

Nope, you will love the heck out of that person.

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Sun 08/23/15 01:20 PM

Random chat, because that is more real than meeting someone in four eyes.

But who knows, deeply inside wish to find some girl for something bigger (serious relation).


What if she has glasses?
baddum tssscchhhhh

Then she would be GOOD LOOKING
BADADADDADAD BABBOOOM TSSSSSSSSSSCHHHHHH!

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Sun 08/23/15 01:17 PM
I'm thinking of the movie "Honey I shrunk the kids". I really want to eat that huge cookie.

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Sun 08/23/15 01:14 PM











Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears


Do you give up? pitchfork


Ok since you don't give me another clue, I will give up frustrated tears

Now I feel hungry thinking of food .....baked salmon....thought of eating dinner now. Hhhmmmnnnnn....I love salmon and roasted chicken.....I'm smelling them....gotta eat now :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Haha how wonderful.
Sorry, I had to go before but I'm back now!

There's no reason to keep going on about this so I'll just tell ya. The answer is, I am allegory itself. drinks

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Sun 08/23/15 09:59 AM









Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.


I know you are using a rhetorical device in this riddle but I just can't get the right association with that thing u r referring tofrustrated think tears


Do you give up? pitchfork

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Sun 08/23/15 09:33 AM



QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has c um in it?


CUCUMBER:tongue: :wink:


Yay! good job!
Have a Cucumber :angel:

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Sun 08/23/15 09:30 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 09:31 AM







Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)


Your hint doesn't give that much at all. I'd been having dirty thoughts the moment I read that....:laughing: :laughing:

But anyway, I'll try to guess:smile: Riding a gondola in a long canal and enjoying the view under the heat of the sun ?:tongue: think frustrated


Hahaha yeah I could tell :D

Okay so I'm probably not explaining this correctly xD
I did warn you, not that good with making riddles.
It's not a living thing, it's not doing something and it's not a scenario.
It's literary or a rhetorical device.

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Sun 08/23/15 08:59 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 09:01 AM





Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD


Eating peanuts?


Haha oh no you're way off.
I'll give you a hint. What he's doing is not the most innocent thing :p, but what it is is something quite different.
After all, men like analogies ;) ;)

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Sun 08/23/15 08:39 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 08:40 AM

QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has c um in it?

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Sun 08/23/15 08:39 AM

QUESTION: I’m at least six inches long. I love it wet and foamy when I get to do my job. What am I?


Damn youuuuu
Is it a small toothbrush? xD

Question: What's long and hard and has *** in it?

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Sun 08/23/15 08:29 AM



Hm I'm not very good at this but think I have one... since we're on the subject...

Question: I'm paddling the pink canoe, gutting the salmon, baking the skin loaf in your fuzzy oven and enjoying your great pelicans.
What am I?


think think think hhhmmmmmnnnn.... let me think on this:laughing:


What are you eating? Looks Yummy:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: think


Ooooh hohoho it is quite delicious, you just wanna keep on returning for more xD

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Sun 08/23/15 08:10 AM



QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?



Hahaha:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: how did u guess that? BOWLING BALL is right:banana: :banana: :banana:


Every time I've been bowling there's always some couples there. So I guess it's a very common place to go when dating :)

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Sun 08/23/15 07:52 AM



QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?


:laughing: rofl nice dialogues:laughing: :laughing: rofl
I did nothing to ur mind at all, it's ur own doing:tongue: you have a dirty mind hahaha....

TENT is right :banana: :banana: :banana:



Hahaha
You're sooo innocent, aren't you

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Sun 08/23/15 07:44 AM

QUESTION: I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I?


Come ooooon dolphin0925, jeeeeez.

arhh.... is it my wallet? hahah

Or how about.. bowling ball?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:31 AM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 07:35 AM

QUESTION: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?


haha kind of reminds me of something I read once "Y..y. stick your p...p..PONOS into m..my v...v..VAGOO and j..jjj..JAM IT IN!"

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/086/528/in-her-where.jpg

I find it funny as hell (you read it from right to left) xD

Ah what have you done to my mind..

Anyways is the answer a tent?

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Sun 08/23/15 07:23 AM



QUESTION: I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?


Peni.... Nose?



YES! You got it right Rizun! Feels really good when u blow it right, especially when u have a running nose or clogged noselaugh :wink: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Y... YES!
Yeah it does feel good when you get a good release..
from the clogged nose.

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Sun 08/23/15 07:22 AM



QUESTION: All men have one, but it’s longer on some than others. The Pope never uses his, and a man gives it to his wife once they’re married.


Is the answer a last name?


Oooh, now ur not thinking dirty:smile: :laughing: you hit it big time Rizun!!! Welcome to the room of riddlesdrinks nice to have you heredrinker :banana: :banana: :banana:


Thank you for having me haha

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Sun 08/23/15 06:47 AM


Wow... interesting conclusion. :D

Maybe you don't understand the humour.



Haha. Welcome to Mingle! :D


Hahaha yeah my thoughts exactly

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Sun 08/23/15 06:25 AM
Wow... interesting conclusion. :D

Maybe you don't understand the humour.

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Sun 08/23/15 06:05 AM
I've met two girls through online dating that I've had a relationship with.

I'm single now though haha, but yeah just try your luck! :)