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QUESTION: A man shaves several times a day , yet he still has a beard. Who is this man? uh... Odin? xD |
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I remember reading somewhere that men think about sex was it 10 times a day?
Funny that no one has posted that. Oh well! |
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Bark bark.. *cough* ahem! Greetings ladies! Good day and welcome again Rizun! How r u feeling today? Still have a cough? Oooh u poor doggie Ah No I'm fine actua... Oh yes yes definitely *cough* *cough* take care of me *cough* xD |
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Riddles: Guess what?
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QUESTION: How many seconds are in a year? Oh I think it was like 30 million or so |
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Riddles: Guess what?
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QUESTION: What's cheaper than gold yet more valuable. Hard to find , but easy to loose. A friend... NNNGGGGHHHHH THE FEELS! http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/17h57cyhn3onnjpg/original.jpg |
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Bark bark.. *cough* ahem!
Greetings ladies! |
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I'm gonna post some more jokes for tomorrow, I gotta call it a night for now hope u had fun everyone! Goodnight peeps. See u again tomorrow. Thank you all for joining the fun! Good night! So... tired... must sleep... |
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Riddles: Guess what?
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thanks for the fun peeps, good night ill be back for more tomorrow dolphin. Sweet dreams, Debbie ^^ |
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QUESTION: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. What is it? Darkness. Correct! Oooh, u did it Bunny!!! Yeah! bananas! |
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Riddles: Guess what?
Edited by
Rizun
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Sun 08/23/15 02:48 PM
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QUESTION: What's white, gooey , sticky and better to spit than to swallow? I guess I'd say toothpaste? But you need a toothbrush for that. |
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Riddles: Guess what?
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QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? Come ooooon! Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really? joke hurrhurr good one xD Hurrhurr? that sounds like a dog barking with colds? Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic. Majestic, dolphin. Majestic. Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me Nngghhh youuuu and Debbie..! Sigh I think it might be time for that cold shower |
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QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue Must be really a come on poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb I will Uh... Ahem, Bark bark bark bark |
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QUESTION: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. What is it? The grim reaper Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD I beg your pardon. haha well the grim reaper is black so well somewhat... hahaha I'm not trying to confuse you! |
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QUESTION: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. What is it? Darkness. Correct! |
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Riddles: Guess what?
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QUESTION: It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. What is it? The grim reaper Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD |
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QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? Come ooooon! Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really? joke hurrhurr good one xD Hurrhurr? that sounds like a dog barking with colds? Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic. Majestic, dolphin. Majestic. |
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Topic:
Riddles: Guess what?
Edited by
Rizun
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Sun 08/23/15 01:47 PM
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QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt. It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills. It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter. What is it? |
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QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? Come ooooon! Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really? joke hurrhurr good one xD |
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Topic:
HAPPINESS IS...
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Happiness is balancing work, social life and love whilst having time to allow some immediacy into your life.
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Riddles: Guess what?
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QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? Come ooooon! |
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