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Mon 08/24/15 09:42 AM

QUESTION: A man shaves several times a day , yet he still has a beard. Who is this man?


uh... Odin? xD

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Mon 08/24/15 09:35 AM
I remember reading somewhere that men think about sex was it 10 times a day?
Funny that no one has posted that. Oh well!

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Mon 08/24/15 09:32 AM


Bark bark.. *cough*frustrated ahem!

bigsmile Greetings ladies!


Good day and welcome again Rizun! How r u feeling today? Still have a cough? Oooh u poor doggiedrool drool drool :tongue: :smile: bigsmile bigsmile


Ah No I'm fine actua... Oh yes yes definitely *cough* *cough* take care of me *cough* xD

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Mon 08/24/15 09:27 AM

QUESTION: How many seconds are in a year?


Oh I think it was like 30 million or so

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Mon 08/24/15 09:21 AM

QUESTION: What's cheaper than gold yet more valuable. Hard to find , but easy to loose.



A friend...

NNNGGGGHHHHH THE FEELS!

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Mon 08/24/15 09:09 AM
Bark bark.. *cough*frustrated ahem!

bigsmile Greetings ladies!

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Sun 08/23/15 04:30 PM

I'm gonna post some more jokes for tomorrow, I gotta call it a night for now:smile: hope u had fun everyone! Goodnight peeps. See u again tomorrow. Thank you all for joining the fun! :smile: smile2 :thumbsup: yawn asleep waving


Good night!
So... tired... must sleep...

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Sun 08/23/15 03:24 PM

thanks for the fun peeps, good night waving waving

ill be back for more tomorrow dolphin. smile2 shades


Sweet dreams, Debbie ^^

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Sun 08/23/15 02:49 PM




QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


Darkness.


Correct!


Oooh, u did it Bunny!!!:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:


Yeah! bananas!

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Sun 08/23/15 02:48 PM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 02:48 PM

QUESTION: What's white, gooey , sticky and better to spit than to swallow?


I guess I'd say toothpaste?

But you need a toothbrush for that.

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Sun 08/23/15 02:36 PM







QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.


Wow, ur majesty im impressed, you make me drool drool drool
:wink: :wink: :tongue: :tongue: drool drool


Nngghhh youuuu and Debbie..!
Sigh I think it might be time for that cold shower tears

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Sun 08/23/15 02:14 PM




QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


drool drool drool drool drool


Ooooh looks like a dog hanging out his tongue:tongue: :tongue: :tongue: tongue2 tongue2 tongue2
Must be really a come on :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: poor dog looks hungry.......must feed him Deb:tongue: laugh


I will laugh laugh laugh laugh :tongue: bigsmile


Uh... Ahem, Bark bark bark bark

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Sun 08/23/15 02:04 PM




QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


The grim reaper



Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD


I beg your pardon.



biggrin


haha well the grim reaper is black so well somewhat... hahaha I'm not trying to confuse you!

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Sun 08/23/15 02:00 PM


QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


Darkness.


Correct!

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Sun 08/23/15 01:53 PM


QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?


The grim reaper



Ooohoho you're somewhat close actually, but no cigar! xD

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Sun 08/23/15 01:52 PM





QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD


Hurrhurr? noway that sounds like a dog barking with colds?:tongue: :laughing:


Hey... I'll have you know that my barking is majestic.
Majestic, dolphin. Majestic.

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Sun 08/23/15 01:44 PM
Edited by Rizun on Sun 08/23/15 01:47 PM
QUESTION:
It cannot be seen, cannot be felt,
Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt.
It lies behind stars and under hills,
And empty holes it fills.
It comes first and follows after,
Ends life, kills laughter.

What is it?

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Sun 08/23/15 01:44 PM



QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!


Ooh, what's in there is a come on u mean, really?:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: joke:tongue:


hurrhurr good one xD

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Sun 08/23/15 01:37 PM
Happiness is balancing work, social life and love whilst having time to allow some immediacy into your life.

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Sun 08/23/15 01:33 PM

QUESTION: What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?


Come ooooon!