and you come here to laugh, dont you? as many other potential "offensive jokes posted pn here, you pick this one to get mad about.... hmmm, guilty conciense, maybe? for cryin out loud, every joke is gonna be abrasive to someone. deal wth it. laugh at it, let it go, get over it. he shouldnt have to defend his reasons. its funny. nuff said.

lighten up, people! I got two cats of my own.... one mounted on either side of my fireplace! lmao

that pic was taken in my state of ohio! i actually saw this idiot trying to leave a fifth avenue lumber.... he made it thirty feet before his tires blew out. he just left it and the cop that came out couldnt believe what he was looking at. yes, even ohio has idiots! lmao

thankfully, none of the afformentioned symptoms popped up, work2live. but yeh, wouldn't it scare the bejesus outta you just thinking it could happen?! seriously! Imean McDonalds and ciggarrettes, duh, you knew it could happen, but you act so shocked you would sue when it does!

if you found this distasteful, kiss my @ss, some of us weren't born with humor deficiencies.

How is it that you can sue cigarette companies for cancer, Mc Donald's for obesity, but can't get a dang dime out of Budweiser for all the fat chicks you took home in your life?!!!

gatorade monday thru friday (Bud light after 5)
bud light saturday (southern comfort after 4)
not a definite routine, but more like my dream schedule.

lol someone should save me from myself. nothing better to look forward to as of late.

lemme put it simple, bro. "nothing's wrong" means "SOMETHING'S DEFINATELY WRONG, AND YOUR THE REASON." "i forgive you" means "IM ONLY PUTTING UP WITH WHAT YOU DID THIS TIME CAUSE YOU BOUGHT ME SOMETHING EXPENSIVE, BUT THIS EVENT WILL COME UP AGAIN SHORTLY IN THE NEXT FIGHT WE HAVE."

intimidation comes into play as much online as in person. that, and there are thousands of profiles and ppl to look at online. its like being out someplace with plenty of the opposite sex around. looking at what you want before you commit aint so bad, sister.some are intimidated, some are just less hasty to talk to the first person they see thinking something better might be up next, or just wanna look for someone who best fits them, that's all.

there's a slightly different version here in texas;

twas the fight before christmas when all through the house
no furniture left standing no tv or couch

mamaw was flung 'cross the room by her hair
by her sister ethel who never fought fair

the children all wrastled and jumped off the beds
dropin' elbows and knees on each others heads

and granny with a fryin' pan and papaw with his bat
cleared half the room in ten seconds flat

the whole brawl beginned from an inocent matter
when aunt flo thought eugene said she looked a whole lot fatter

she knocked him through the window he fell with a crash
tore down the gutters and busted his ass

see both sides o' the family never have gotten along
so every holiday somethin' always goes wrong

ya aint s'posed ta fight but spread joy in this season
but when given the nod they just look for a reason

its a time for giving said uncle bill
as he gave a black eye to his brother in law phil

in no time at all everybody joined in
right there we squared off with the closest of kin

presents and fists flew all over the room
and nanna had some fancy moves with a broom

she took out three cousins and knocked down the tree
and i ducked just as sheswung 'round at me

i crawled to the phone lord it seemed like a mile
and called 911 which was kept on speed dial

in no time at all out the window appeared
blue lights and sheriff john deer

just then six men burst in the door
some yelled hands up some get on the floor

a straight punch from grampaw found the sheriffs chin
and just for good measure he clocked him again


we all stopped our fightin' and cheered grampaw on
heck i thought he could take em but i guessed wrong

it took all six cops to get grampaw in cuffs
dang he gets fiesty if he runs outta snuff

as they dragged him outside he yelled i've been framed
he waskickin' and screamin' and callin' 'em names

we stood on the porch as did all the neighbors
who always took intrest in the fam'lys behavior

by now we'd forgotten what we'd be fightin' for
we were battered and bruised but united once more

then we all joined hands and sang silent night
and we heard grampa exclaim as they drove outta sight
merry christmas to all damn what a goo fight!

were you referring to, in particular, the SMFWD stude's of the Boden family on the national tractor pullers circuit?

damn straight, shadow!

'81 El Camino CONQUISTA, jefe!!!!! just finished rebuilding this car with triple-deep midnight jet-black sub coats, two metal-flake coats, and two clearcoats. thing shines like a diamond. 350 ram-jet wit all da trimmin's. rock on.

my apologies, turtle...like i said im non-practicing... i heard this bit of information from a friend who is a deacon in a non-denominational church.

i am a non- practicing protestant. i dated an athiest, yet never really had a religious relationship with her, or against her. i believe everyone needs something to believe in. it still may take some time to get me to believe in anything. i do, however, believe there is no religion more right than another. Allah is another name for jesus. he is all around us, i believe. some things can and cannot be explained. i guess the only thing yopu have to ask yourself, if you are like me, still looking foir something to believ in, is whether or not it is the quintesential idea of doing what is right, and what may help your fellow man and woman. i believe there is a greater power that was the creator, and although i am not without sin, i try to live my life doing what i believe is right. anything to help, not hurt. everyone needs to walk their own path, because every path ends the same.

FOR THOSE WHO FEEL PERPETUALLY TRAMPLED ON...

violence may not be the best opiton, but then again, it's still an option!

-James Radabaugh original quote

for me, it was a toss-up between katherine Bach(daisy duke), and melody
patterson(wrangler jane from F troop)

welcome to the buckeye state! osu football fans have the right of way
here, regardless of how they are traveling... and by ther way, i AM the
farm boy by the grain bin!

there's only so much an individual can take.... i would've buried her in
the sand trap...lol

this happened to my cousin last summer on vacation to mexico

my cousin, a big redneck and fan of bullfighting, went to mexico on
vacation. first night there, he enjoyed the matador's successful fight
against an impressively sized bull... after the fight, everyone at the
stadium met at a local cantina to celebrate.

a young mexican chica came out with a large plate with a lid, and sat it
on a table in the middle of the room. when she lifted the lid, my cousin
was extatic to seetwo large montain oysters( for those that dont know,
mountain oysters are bull's testicles, usually found served in the
southern most states).

extatic at the size, and very hungry, my cousin reached for one, only to
be smacked on the hand by the young woman.

"why'd you do that?!!" my cousin asked "these from bull who fought
tonight... very dishonorable to eat them when bullfighter ask for them
first" my cousin asked when he could get some for himself. "tomorrow, we
have another fight, you come back, i reserve for you", said the little
girl.

next night, my cousin was first at the cantina, getting there before the
fight was over. everyone met up, and the girl brought out a plate, same
as last time. she lifted the lid, revealing a smaller plate with a lid.
puzzled, my cousin look up. "wait minute", the girl said. she lifted the
second plate to reveal two small mountain oysters. "is this a joke? why
didnt i get some like those you brought out last night?" my cousin said.
the girl looked at him with a smile and said...

get ready...

"the bull not ALWAYS loose, sen'or!"