The husband didn't want to play in the "Couples Alternate Shot
Tournament" at the club, but he reluctantly agreed just for the sake of
martial harmony.

He got the first shot. He teed off, a par four, and fired a drive 300
yard down the middle of the fairway.

When they reached the ball, he said to his wife (a novice golfer), "Just
hit it towards the green, hon, anywhere around there will be fine."

She proceeded to knock the ball deep into the woods.

Undaunted, he said, "That's ok, dear, we'll play it." He spent five full
minutes looking for the ball. He played it for the shot of his life and
actually put the ball just two feet from the hole on the green.

Arriving on the green he said, "Now, dear, all you have to do is knock
it gently into the hole." She whacked it a good one, right off the green
and into a sand trap.

The husband, still retaining his composure, marched into the sand trap,
summoned all of his skill, and amazingly holed the shot from there.

Retrieving the ball from the hole he put his arm around his wife and
calmly said, "Honey, that was a bogey -- one over par -- but that's ok.
I think we can do better on the next hole."

She snapped back at him, "Don't ***** at ME. Only *2* of those *5* shots
were mine!"

very cool

there's only so much an individual can take.... i would've buried her in
the sand trap...lol

hahahah

sound's like the way i would
play