So, I recently broke up with my boyfriend of two years, and I'm moving on to bigger and better things, and now he won't leave me alone.
He is trying to make me care about him again by starting rumors that he is going to move to Florida and be miserable... But I'm just seeing right through him...
But now he is like stalking me. He will show up at my house and just sit in my living room as I ignore him, he won't leave, and he is just texting me non-stop!
He is driving me INSANE!!!
What should I do?!?!

Shoot him

2 words
restraining order

i like your solution...lol

throw scalding hot water on him! it works on dogs!!

Get a restraining order and ignore his guilt trips!

Get a baseball bat and break his freakin kneecaps

don't let him in the house. If he stays, call the police.

If you've told him to leave you alone and he doesn't, tell him you'll file for a restraining order.

But he may just need some time - the more time you spend away from him, and the less energy you expend on him, the more likely he will be to move on.

'course, this is from the hip - you know more about the situation. But I would suggest not letting him in your house anymore.

You said, "he sits in our living room and you ignore him." If' he's in your house, you paid attention to him long enough to let him in.

BOUNDARIES...stop taking his calls etc. don't let him in...call the cops...get a restraining order...change your phone #

Next time he come over, don't let him in. Change your phone number. Tell him if he continues to bother you that you will get a restraining order.

must not be that bad if he is sitting in your living room.....

I second that

if you are truly moving on to bigger and better things then, i think you have answered you're own question

umm if he's annoying you that bad..why is he sitting in your livingroom?

hahahahahahahahahahaha like ur thinking

Wait if he's your "ex boyfriend" and he's stalking you
then WTF are you letting him in your livving room for in the first place?
just a thought

i second that motion

tell him to call madam...ill scare the hell out of him lmao

nice rack

Oh my. My wife that had passed away was in that predictament when I met her. I tried to step in and help her with him but she said she would handle it because she didn't want me to get hurt as he really was psycho. He would come to our house after she finally moved out of her old house as he wasn't leaving. I hope you do what you have to do. I was never good at taking hints and evidently he wasn't good at taking plain English. You definately don't want to give a psycho any room in your house especially if you have children or are related to anyone or have any friends.