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so this is what i consider a date... dinner and a movie/play the first "date" all we did was walk around the mall,this to me is not a date. no he takes me to a restaurant then we watched wal mart get evacuated (bomb threat) and he tries to grab my boobs and i kick this loser out of my truck 
and i think he tried to lick my ear after having hot wings! just wanted to share that funny/bad date story! so another potential relationship down the drain thank god.. so also i learned i might have uterin cancer so my out look on a few thingd have changed! hows everyone been?  Did you punch him in his man-stones? |
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is there something wrong with taking a date tot he mall?????
no wonder i can't get dates........ |
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i do have the lord in my life.that is what stopped me from picking him up and throwing over the railing at the mall!lol im kidding..
the best to describe him is hes got the personality of a brick wall and he likes his dog too much! |
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You went on a date with Mike Tyson?!
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Did you punch him in his man-stones? no but i thought about running him over lol |
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You went on a date with Mike Tyson?! im crazy but i dont have a death wish!
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Did you punch him in his man-stones? Seconded. One swift knee in the happy-sacks and he'll drop like anyone else. |
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I can see the look on the EMT's faces as they treat this guy.His tongue is protruding from his mouth with a taser burn on it.And his crotch is all stained from hot wing sauce.He keeps mumbling that she wanted instant gratification.
p.s.I hope the results are neg.dear on the test.
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I can see the look on the EMT's faces as they treat this guy.His tongue is protruding from his mouth with a taser burn on it.And his crotch is all stained from hot wing sauce.He keeps mumbling that she wanted instant gratification.
p.s.I hope the results are neg.dear on the test.
that was one of the best visuals ever!lol p.s is that pic from an anime show ive got yet to discovier!aww thanks! |
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Sounds like you wasted time on that dud. And, may you NOT have cancer. Good grief.... scary stuff. And, yes, I can just imagine that such a situation can straighten your views on life. Best wishes...
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My dog is a good ear licker. Reminds me of a joke I heard on a movie. The guys like to player poker and the women like to drink liquor. The guys play poker in the back room and the women drink liquor in the front room. So they call the get together - Liquor in the front and poker in the back.
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well i tried to give him the benefit of a doubt but when he started to complain that i was busy all the time,i knew i had to make his life a lil miserable!and i got a free meal outta it!
which wasnt my intention to get a free meal i just wanted to be nice enough to give him a shot..bad idea
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I can see the look on the EMT's faces as they treat this guy.His tongue is protruding from his mouth with a taser burn on it.And his crotch is all stained from hot wing sauce.He keeps mumbling that she wanted instant gratification.
p.s.I hope the results are neg.dear on the test.
that was one of the best visuals ever!lol p.s is that pic from an anime show ive got yet to discovier!aww thanks! Ur welcome sweetheart.I thought U may appreciate that visual. I've had that pic.4 quite some time now actually.I believe I may have accuired it from DeviantArt.com.Godspeed!CyPoet
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My dog is a good ear licker. Reminds me of a joke I heard on a movie. The guys like to player poker and the women like to drink liquor. The guys play poker in the back room and the women drink liquor in the front room. So they call the get together - Liquor in the front and poker in the back.
omg thats funny
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No ear lickng for me until at least the 2nd date
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lol i didnt want him near me ugghh made me wanna barf when he did lick me lol.\
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Did he lick you the wrong way?
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its just that he licked me period *gags*
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ewww lol
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I take it that you're just not into ear licking. I hear ya about the licking. I moved my head so that my little dog wouldn't lick me in the ear and got frenched kiss. I think I would have preferred the ear licking.
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