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laundry baskets make good devices to slide down the stairs, until you get to the third from the bottom.  i learned that one as a kid lol the hard way lmfao |
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Being a grandmother.... I have learned that telling your children when they were younger..."When you have kids you will understand".... is an awesome I TOLD YA SO!!!!
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Edited by
ShadowLands
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Mon 03/24/08 02:37 PM
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My youngest was three at the time. We were buying his mother an ATV and the owner of the shop had a sweet golden lab that my son just had to get close to and pet. The dog got bored after a while and walked away leaving my son's black sweater covered in golden blonde dog hair. He looks down at this sweater and yells out.......
"Aaaaaahhhh.....DOG FEATHERS!" Ever see twenty or so adults rolling in tears on the floor of a motorcycle/atv shop? |
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My youngest was three at the time. We were buying his mother an ATV and the owner of the shop had a sweet golden lab that my son just had to get close to and pet. The dog got bored after a while and walked away leaving my son's black sweater covered in golden blonde dog hair. He looks down at this sweater and yells out....... "Aaaaaahhhh.....DOG FEATHERS!" Ever see twenty or so adults rolling in tears on the floor of a motorcycle/atv shop?
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Being a grandmother.... I have learned that telling your children when they were younger..."When you have kids you will understand".... is an awesome I TOLD YA SO!!!! NO kidding I have found myself telling my little one stuff my parents told me Funny how that works out
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I learned not to drink from the cup when my son brought me a glass of water when he was three years old....
He couldn't reach the sink. . . . |
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I learned not to drink from the cup when my son brought me a glass of water when he was three years old.... He couldn't reach the sink. . . . 
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I learned from my five year old that (she did this as a baby) stinkbugs must taste pretty darn good after squishing them.......also learned that it takes a few days of toothbrushing to get the smell out of her....
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Pullups make great hats
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Pullups make great hats and you even have the pics to back it up
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once your child has learned how to rip a pull up off....they're ready for potty training......
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Showing a 2 year old boy that peeing on a tree in the woods when they have waited to long and there is no bathroom around, really comes back to bite you when you least expect it......Outdoor wedding......ring bearer.......ran off.....but not far enough......found first tree......10 feet away.
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The remote will not work if the batteries are replaced with peanut butter!!!!!!
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Showing a 2 year old boy that peeing on a tree in the woods when they have waited to long and there is no bathroom around, really comes back to bite you when you least expect it......Outdoor wedding......ring bearer.......ran off.....but not far enough......found first tree......10 feet away.
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The remote will not work if the batteries are replaced with peanut butter!!!!!! thats a good one too lol |
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Edited by
Imbroglio
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Mon 03/24/08 11:37 PM
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"Spit it out"
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"Spit it out" Slipknot I learned a couple years ago from my youngest daughter Autumn that you can stick 3 roly polys in your ear at once...she put them in there.. took them out.. put them back in andthen couldnt get them out... 3 roly polys, 2 doctors and 1 huge ER bill!!! I never knew roly polys were so expensive!!! |
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peanut butter sticks to every known surface
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"Spit it out" Slipknot wouldn't be nice if I could post things in the right thread lol
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