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"Spit it out" Slipknot wouldn't be nice if I could post things in the right thread lol  Yeah i was gonna say the same
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hey romeo
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The "Uh-Ohs" are police, fire and EMTs.
Police Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone got into trouble. Fire Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone left the stove on. EMT Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone has a boo boo a Princess Band aid can't cover. Also, When you are reading a book or relaxing and baby comes running in saying "I LOVE YOU MOMMY, I LOVE YOU MOMMY, I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" as fast as she can, you HAVE to reply, "I love you too, what did you do?" |
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hey romeo Sup Scotty ? 
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jus had to say hi...we were funny with pata the other night
see ya around man
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Erasers, no matter the size, can amazingly fit up a 3 year olds nose, along with stickers and various other household items.
Only ask your son once! if he needs to go to the bathroom when holding himself, else you might get this reply, "No! My weiner is sticking to my balls!" In a full irritated voice! |
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Koolaide has magical powers to stain even after it has been consumed...
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My son just starting to walk sees himself in a full length mirror he must have thought it was another baby cause he went running full out at it and smack.......poor baby
come to think of it he did that to the patio glass doors too but so did most of the grown ups smack open the door....smack you have to open the door......smack |
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Green light means go
Red light means open your phone and check it. Mommy is caught red handed! |
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A bean can really get stuck up
a nose, and I mean really far up there. |
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"Spit it out" Slipknot wouldn't be nice if I could post things in the right thread lol Yeah i was gonna say the same
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The "Uh-Ohs" are police, fire and EMTs. Police Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone got into trouble. Fire Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone left the stove on. EMT Uh Ohs are Uh-oh, someone has a boo boo a Princess Band aid can't cover. Also, When you are reading a book or relaxing and baby comes running in saying "I LOVE YOU MOMMY, I LOVE YOU MOMMY, I LOVE YOU MOMMY!" as fast as she can, you HAVE to reply, "I love you too, what did you do?" My kiddo calls the police "Po Po's" lol |
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These are all great lol To funny gotta love them little ones lol
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Edited by
Poetrywriter
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Fri 03/28/08 06:19 PM
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a serving of pork n beans fits quite nicely between the pages of dad's magazine
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a serving of pork n beans fits quite nicely between the pages of dad's magazine
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i learned that i would never go to the bathroom alone again...i always have an audience!!!
my youngest would always have a haircut as long as his older brother was around...lol peas can get stuck up noses.... cartoons will take over any grown up show no matter how old they get..... boy's never stay clean....no matter what you do.... as my boys are getting alittle older bodily functions are the main subject...lol but most of all what i have leaned is how they grow up to fast and you wish for all of it back!!! |
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Hotwheels cars ARE dishwasher safe!
Flushing "stinkers" is exciting and worth applause! |
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Hotwheels cars ARE dishwasher safe! Flushing "stinkers" is exciting and worth applause!
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"You never tolded me i couldnt"
Or "what is your name? TOY STORY!" "How old am i? "21" "wow your realdy ooold" or they say "yeah a long time ago we went to the a park and and and it had water and and slides and and....." they went just yesterday a long time for them i guess I loooove kids they are so cute |
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"You never tolded me i couldnt" Or "what is your name? TOY STORY!" "How old am i? "21" "wow your realdy ooold" or they say "yeah a long time ago we went to the a park and and and it had water and and slides and and....." they went just yesterday a long time for them i guess I loooove kids they are so cute
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