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it takes three days to remove Desitin from a baby's hair. thats true Johnsons lavender bed time lotion is more effective on the parents she climbed out of her crib and rubbed a whole tube of it in her hair..she smelled like a fish for days |
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it takes three days to remove Desitin from a baby's hair. thats true Johnsons lavender bed time lotion is more effective on the parents she climbed out of her crib and rubbed a whole tube of it in her hair..she smelled like a fish for days |
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My daughter completely understands now that it is a bad idea 2 leave a fish bowl on the floor w/3 kitty cats pouncing around.
My daughter one made a big cake on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night with flour,sugar,pancake syrup,kitty litter & salt.Awwwww!that's beautiful honey;where's the candle? |
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My daughter completely understands now that it is a bad idea 2 leave a fish bowl on the floor w/3 kitty cats pouncing around. My daughter one made a big cake on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night with flour,sugar,pancake syrup,kitty litter & salt.Awwwww!that's beautiful honey;where's the candle? I hope you got a pic of that one lol |
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it takes three days to remove Desitin from a baby's hair. thats true Johnsons lavender bed time lotion is more effective on the parents Oh so true.........that stuff can send me to dreamland in a matter of minutes but seems to be ineffective with babies. |
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it takes three days to remove Desitin from a baby's hair. thats true Johnsons lavender bed time lotion is more effective on the parents Oh so true.........that stuff can send me to dreamland in a matter of minutes but seems to be ineffective with babies. someone at Johnson and Johnson is playing a sick joke on us |
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Just when you think you have a few minutes of peace and quite........you really can't enjoy it cause you know it's nothing but mischief going on in another room.
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Watch how you word things, because wording gets replicted.
Just as you have put on a snowsuit or 5 layers of clothes, they'll have to go to the bathroom. Adult kids like to say things to shock you, but set a double standard. Kids grab your heart, like nothing else can. |
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Just when you think you have a few minutes of peace and quite........you really can't enjoy it cause you know it's nothing but mischief going on in another room. quiet = danger to something valuable lol |
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Watch how you word things, because wording gets replicted. Just as you have put on a snowsuit or 5 layers of clothes, they'll have to go to the bathroom. Adult kids like to say things to shock you, but set a double standard. Kids grab your heart, like nothing else can. Kids grab your heart, like nothing else can. ^^^^ you got that right |
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I learned just the other day that brown sugar when planted in the front yard will NOT result in mudpies tasting better
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I learned just the other day that brown sugar when planted in the front yard will NOT result in mudpies tasting better |
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"China" is the 6-year-old word for a woman's special place.
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"China" is the 6-year-old word for a woman's special place. |
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I learned a long time ago with my daughter who is now 13,that hair does NOT stay on your hair after its been cut off even if you use scotch tape
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BUT! Did you try duct tape? |
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BUT! Did you try duct tape? lol I should have thought of that |
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Been there with the hair "cuts", painting the cat, and my son for some reasons has discovered that tampons if you smash them just so down will "shoot" up just like rockets out of the packaging...
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Why is it that children have such great timing with their little special moments. My grandson decided while his mother was in the shower to get a sharpie permanent black marker and fill in his belly button and completely paint is little buddy on the day he was to go for his 2 year old check up. She said it took a least a month before all of it was completely gone out of his belly button.
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I learned a long time ago with my daughter who is now 13,that hair does NOT stay on your hair after its been cut off even if you use scotch tape |
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