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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person that cried was the Doctor - Nobody slaps Chuck Norris.
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chuck norris killed paul bunyen and john henry and pecos bill is his ***** such is his tall tale
chuck norris the man the myth the legend |
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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
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The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’s fist.
Every time a Chuck Norris fact gets posted, Chuck Norris kills someone. |
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i love me some walker texas ranger
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One day on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris resuscitated a baby deer that had died. Moments after the entire casting crew rejoiced and cheered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the deer and killed it. Thus proving the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.
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if god and chuck norris got into a fight, who would win????
trick question, chuck norris is god! |
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if god and chuck norris got into a fight, who would win???? trick question, chuck norris is god! ur almost right chuck norris turned down gods job said he had better things to do |
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How does Chuck Norris change a light bulb? He stares at it so hard that it can't move, then the world revolves around him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter, he kicks the cow so hard butter comes out.
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