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Chuck Norris starts his day like any red blooded man. With a giant boner. After rubbing one out, Chuck flosses his teeth with steel wool, then he eats a bowl of dynamite, takes a massive two flush mega-sh*t and wipes his ass with intercepted letters to Santa Clause. After breakfast, Chuck brings in his mail and uses the sphere of destiny as an envelope opener.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
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Chuck Norris doesnt check under his bed for the boogey man the boogey man checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
 
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. |
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lol, this one is borrowed from a dear friend.... "Chuck Norris coughed up a hairball in the 1800's and thus the first jute weaving mill was established" |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA |
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chuck norris stole my tv
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ohhh mmyyy goooddd! i cant take it! guys please stopp!
 
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destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. lmao! 
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Chuck Norris for President!!!!
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
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There is no "global warming" there is only Chuck Norris |
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There is no "global warming" there is only Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. |
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Weapons of mass destruction? nah...just Chuck taking a walk in the desert. |
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theres a new theme park opening in the heart of texas called chuckland with rides such as the upchuck, chuckles, and chucks choo choo you may of heard of it
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. |
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guns dont kill people... chuck norris kills people
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
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What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died?... His shoe.
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