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Invented cheezburgers by throwing a cow at a chain link fence.
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Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure.
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is a TEXAN!!! I love him!!
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Chuck Norris is awesome, I still watch Walker Texas Ranger..
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Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees...
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Chuck Norris has a nice butt!!
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Chuck Norris is awesome, I still watch Walker Texas Ranger.. so do i lol!! |
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When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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i heard chuck norris is the real reason the soviet union fell
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
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thats nothing did you know chuck norris cured polio and on the same day invented boot cut jeans
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Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". This one made me laugh SO hard |
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Chuck Norris is Darth Vader's father.
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destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris shaves by pounding in the whiskers and biting 'em off on the inside. |
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hey there is nothing wrong with chuck norris he is cool.
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CHUCK NORRIS EATS GLASS AND POOPS OUT FULL BOTTLES OF 151 RUM. ITS TRUE
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