evilolive "Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle."
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"Be more concerned with your character than with your reputation. Your character is what you really are while your reputation is merely what others think you are." Wha�s like us? Damn few and they�re a� deid. The average Englishman, in the home he calls his castle, slips into his national costume- a shabby raincoat- patented by chemist Charles Macintosh from Glasgow, Scotland. En route to his office he strides along the English lane, surfaced by John Macadam of Ayr, Scotland. He drives his English car fitted with tyres invented by John Boyd Dunlop of Dreghorn, Scotland. At the office, he receives his mail, bearing adhesive stamps invented by James Chalmers, of Dundee, Scotland. During the day he uses the telephone, invented by Alexander Graham Bell, born in Edinburgh, Scotland. At home in the evening his daughter pedals her bicycle invented by Kirkpatrick Macmillan, blacksmith of Dumfries, Scotland. He watched the news on T.V. an invention of Logie Baird of Helensburg, Scotland and hears an item about the U.S. Navy founded by John Paul Jones of Kirkbean, Scotland. He has now been reminded too much of Scotland and in desperation he picks up the Bible, only to find that the first man mentioned in the Good Book is a Scot- King James VI- who authorised its translation. Nowhere can an Englishman turn to escape the ingenuity of the Scots. He could take to drink, but the Scots make the best in the world. He could take a rifle and end it all, but the breech-loading rifle was invented by Captain Patrick Ferguson of Pitfours, Scotland. If he escaped death, he could find himself on an operating table injected with penicillin, discovered by Alexander Fleming of Darvel, Scotland and given an anesthetic discovered by Sir James Young Simpson of Bathgate, Scotland. Out of anesthesia he would find no comfort in learning that he was safe as the Bank of England founded by William Paterson of Dumfries, Scotland. Perhaps his only remaining hope would be to get a transfusion of guid Scottish blood which would enle him to ask- �Wha�s like us?� I am very much in love with someone and am interested only in making new friends... male and female.
Profession: Teacher
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5' 5"
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A few extra pounds
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White / Caucasian
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Divorced
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Yes, they live at home
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No
Religion
Protestant
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Occasionally
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