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lol NO im not going to give you a list of bad pick-up lines...
but i would like to hear some of yours 
did it hurt when u fell from heaven. haha thats my fav |
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oh ****.. i said likes instead of lines....
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What ****s like a tiger and winks?....then i proceed to wink
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Edited by
Jess642
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Thu 03/13/08 11:24 PM
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 " So, what's happenin', ladies?' 
A hint.... pick up lines are pathetic, and just shows you are sh*t scared of women... and women are attracted to confidence, so you get a double loser... 
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how bout this one...
i lost my phone number...can i have yours? |
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haha, nice
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u want what???
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how bout this one... i lost my phone number...can i have yours? lol, classic |
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are your legs tired?cause you`ve been running through my mind all day
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i feel like a post man... i keep checking out your package.. LOL
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are your legs tired?cause you`ve been running through my mind all day haha |
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is that the sound of a plane?or is that my heart taking off?
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here let me clear a spot for you to sit... *** clears face***
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here let me clear a spot for you to sit... *** clears face*** LOL!!!!!!!!! |
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I'm a competitor in the sexual olympics, multiple orgasm event and my parter just died from exhaustion. Wanna take over?
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OLD ONE ..
GUY ( CAN I HAVE UR MOM ADRESS?) GIRL (WHY) gUY ( CAUSE I WANA THANK HER FOR GIVING U THAT BANGING BODY) IM TIRED OF HEARING THAT |
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Hand her a sucker and say
I just wanted to give you something to suck on 
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I'm a competitor in the sexual olympics, multiple orgasm event and my parter just died from exhaustion. Wanna take over? lol very nice....!! |
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<---still likes
Here I am madly in love with you and on the verge of killing myself for your love and I don't even know your name_________________________________ address______________________________ and phone number____________________________ 
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here let me clear a spot for you to sit... *** clears face*** lmao....
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