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OLD ONE .. GUY ( CAN I HAVE UR MOM ADRESS?) GIRL (WHY) gUY ( CAUSE I WANA THANK HER FOR GIVING U THAT BANGING BODY) IM TIRED OF HEARING THAT lol that ones lame but makes sense |
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are your parents retards ?
cause you sure are special 
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did you fart ?
cause you blow me away! |
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got any Irish in you? Want some?
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are your parents retards ? cause you sure are special hahaha WOW! that might offend someone lmao |
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got any Irish in you? Want some? lol classic |
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What do you say we try an australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under.
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guy ( how u do that?)
girl ( do what?) Guy ( excape from my dreams to reality) so tired of hearing this one dude |
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I saw one awhile ago..it was to the effect of....I Hate Hunters
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What do you say we try an australian kiss? It's like a french kiss, but down under.
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I saw one awhile ago..it was to the effect of....I Hate Hunters lmao, was it directed at u? |
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here let me clear a spot for you to sit... *** clears face*** lmao.... lol.. i got that one |
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Along the line of hunters.
I can smell you're in season. Want to breed? |
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Edited by
Masalka
on
Thu 03/13/08 11:35 PM
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im waiting for a girl to use this pick up line on me..
"i have no gag reflex" or.. "ur face is the best seat in the house!" lmfao ok im just kidding |
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LOL That is pretty good.
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LOL That is pretty good. [/quote Oh my did that post fall in wrong spot of what? Is my face red. |
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my favorite waws this old gut i was talking to at the bar. had a tatto of a rooster with a noose around its neck and tied around his knee. he would bet girls like a dollar that he had a **** that hung down past his knee. . . lol im getting that tattoo soon.
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My love for you is like the sh!ts
I can't hold it in! |
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I'm no expert in hardware, but i know you'd be able to screw my nuts off.
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are your legs tired?cause you`ve been running through my mind all day Makes me think of the one....Honey do those legs go all the way to Heaven? |
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