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I promise to only kick you outta the bed to make love to you on the floor!
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 I just thought I would come over here and tell you, I just found my dog laying underneath the tire of your car...I tried to help him, but he won't move...no,no,no, I am too crushed to go out there and look at him right now...D@mn, and I was hoping to meet a girl here tonight that wouldn't mind going out on a date...now my dog's dead...
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Hi, I'm a hair stylist...
...and I'm not gay! 
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I particularly liked this one (I'm a waitress):
Can I have anything on this menu? Anything? He threw it on the floor and said, would you stand on that for me? |
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Take a flat heat machine screw, present it to the woman and say "Want a screw?"
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excuse me may I call you sugar cuz baby you look so sweet
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I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day
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