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Topic: really bad pick-up likes
StuffedAnimalOrgy Joined Sun 12/30/07 Posts: 1035	Thu 03/13/08 11:40 PM
You know they call me coffee 'cause i grind so fine.

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/13/08 11:41 PM
my favorite waws this old gut i was talking to at the bar. had a tatto of a rooster with a noose around its neck and tied around his knee. he would bet girls like a dollar that he had a **** that hung down past his knee. . . lol im getting that tattoo soon. lol i wanna get "your name" tattood on my ass.. and be like i have your name tattood on my ass XD

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Thu 03/13/08 11:42 PM
You know they call me coffee 'cause i grind so fine. lol niiiice.. i like my coffee like i like my girls, BLACK! hahaha

VirginVirgo Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 761	Thu 03/13/08 11:47 PM
You know they call me coffee 'cause i grind so fine. i love that one .. never heard that one

me2g Joined Fri 02/08/08 Posts: 1285	Thu 03/13/08 11:52 PM
let me grab the extinguisher cuz baby your on FIRE!!

jonhunter Joined Sun 10/21/07 Posts: 32	Thu 03/13/08 11:55 PM
You know they call me coffee 'cause i grind so fine. lol niiiice.. i like my coffee like i like my girls, BLACK! hahaha i like my coffee like i like my girls, portarican?

Masalka Joined Mon 01/21/08 Posts: 1191	Fri 03/14/08 12:21 AM
You know they call me coffee 'cause i grind so fine. lol niiiice.. i like my coffee like i like my girls, BLACK! hahaha i like my coffee like i like my girls, portarican? lol they are pretty hot, no lie

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 03/14/08 12:22 AM
YO BABY,,COME MERE!!!! lol

iam4u Joined Fri 10/13/06 Posts: 30096	Fri 03/14/08 12:23 AM
Hey,,,,YOU,,,,,yeah the one with the legs up to my face!!YOU! lol

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 03/14/08 12:24 AM
I saw one awhile ago..it was to the effect of....I Hate Hunters

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 03/14/08 12:27 AM
Sit at the bar and wave to a woman with one finger.. when she walks over casually say " I just made you come with one finger, now imagine what I could do with my whole hand. "

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 03/14/08 12:30 AM
Sit at the bar and wave to a woman with one finger.. when she walks over casually say " I just made you come with one finger, now imagine what I could do with my whole hand. " you mean that was a line????? and i fell for it.... wiley... how could you... teeheeehee..

wiley Joined Thu 12/13/07 Posts: 19738	Fri 03/14/08 12:32 AM
you mean that was a line????? Not for you, baby.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:38 AM
D@mn, I wish I had a hammer cause I'd nail ya!!!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:40 AM
Hi there, sorry I couldn't help but notice, after you looked at me...(PAuse and stare into her eyes)... Yeah, you creamed your panties!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:43 AM
Hell, for the past hour, I have been wanting to blow you a kiss so big that even the windgusts behind it would make hurricaine Katrina look like justa lil peck on the cheek!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:46 AM
H@lysh!t, if you were a car, you'd have hydraulics! As for me, I'd be the air ride suspension between your chastity!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:47 AM
Hi, let me introduce myself... ...I am disease free!

izzie Joined Wed 02/21/07 Posts: 31834	Fri 03/14/08 12:47 AM
you mean that was a line????? Not for you, baby.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Fri 03/14/08 12:48 AM
I brought a paper bag, just in case you need it for later!!!