Good point, AD! I am going to go amend my profile right now to include "must speak semaphore".

this is one of my all time faves

well thats a hard one ..........uhhhhhh,...... where to start .. tell u wat .. y dont u find that out by urself..huh....i like body art .. piercing .. tattoos .... ... rest is for u to ask and me to tell ...so delve deep and share the light ... lol...now come on ..go on ...ask me

The Semaphoreans, doesn't anybody believe in maps anymore?

"looking for someone that will Put me as a sign on your heart, as a sign on your arm; love is strong as death, and wrath bitter as the underworld: its coals are coals of fire; violent are its flames"

At least I would save on heat.

And maybe you could charge for the signage as extra income?

"I won't make too many promises here, I could write a book and I'm not great at editing! :) however if you can cook, dishsoap is on your shopping list, and back problems don't prevent you from bending over & picking up after yourself is a definite plus! "

wow.

"great personality"

What a splendid essay! I think we should fix him up with "I'm nice!"

"straght forward but not dummmmm. bad smell drives me crazy, turned me off. going for long drive, parks, rivers, mountains and photography."

Not trying to be a thread hog, I have stumbled onto a gold mine.

I Lost my map somewhere... and now I can't look for it until I find it.

"I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING IGNORED. I HATE THAT ALL THE SKINNY ****ES OUT THERE GET ALL THE GOOD GUYS. WELL U KNOW WHAT SKINNY ****ES? IM TAKING OVER. DEAL WITH IT.IM LOOKING FOR A REALTIONSHIP."


That reminds me, does anybody know where I can find some skinny ****es?

"i love a guy that is treats me with respect and dont want one thing. im a good girl that loves attention and would like to meet someone to spend my life with. im 19 and gradurating from high school."

19 and gradurating....how quickly they grow up....even when they are held back a year or two....

I think they are on E-Harmony, Lex. No worries.

I have one but it is buried under my fat ***.

As if it's all up to her?!???

"I like so many different things it's hard too hard to pinpoint just a few."

Apparently, English is not one of them....

we need to have hard to hard talk with this person

"I am 5'6" average weight highlighted hair, would just really like to chat with someone."

As if I care how much your hair weighs.

"i love walking going to parks seting down talking to my match what drives me crazy well let see my lady will do that for me my friends will say that i have a very big heart for anyone i will do anything for anyone also thay have told me to stop that i do to much for other and not enough for my self thay also say that i am careing and loveing and that i love kids and that i am very honesty i juat want to be very happy i am careing and loveing and the must thing is go with your heart and i like her to be the some way loveing and careing just br mind lady"

How could you not want this guy?

"Hello gentlemen! I always thought the idea of online dating was sort of far fetched, but I have found that it's difficult to meet new guys when I go out at night."

It takes awhile to find the more popular alleys....